Ignition Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Riddle me this thread revival A man goes into the forest alone. He has only one bullet in his gun but manages to kill both a puma and a cougar. How did he do it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tree Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Yay! I love riddles... A Panda Bear walked into a resturant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the resturant. After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter. He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perceptualChaos Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Riddle me this thread revival A man goes into the forest alone. He has only one bullet in his gun but manages to kill both a puma and a cougar. How did he do it? cause they're the same thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Yay! I love riddles... A Panda Bear walked into a resturant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the resturant. After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter. He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say? Edit: Eats shoots and leaves? And yeah you got it Tim - next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perceptualChaos Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tree Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Yay! I love riddles... A Panda Bear walked into a resturant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the resturant. After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter. He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say? Edit: Eats shoots and leaves? And yeah you got it Tim - next? Yea, you got it: "Eats, shoots and leaves". Next: The beginning of eternity The end of time and space The beginning of every end And the end of every place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nato Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Yay! I love riddles... A Panda Bear walked into a resturant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the resturant. After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter. He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say? Edit: Eats shoots and leaves? And yeah you got it Tim - next? Yea, you got it: "Eats, shoots and leaves". Next: The beginning of eternity The end of time and space The beginning of every end And the end of every place I know this one! Not gonna say though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merge Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 what has four legs in the morning, 2 in the afternoon and 3 in the evening? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 what has four legs in the morning, 2 in the afternoon and 3 in the evening? Hmm, you mean like 2pm in the afternoon? But there's no 3am or pm in the evening... Oh well, my guess is a dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merge Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 big clue: think metaphorically Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Awesome Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Baby -> Grown up -> old person w/ cane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphra Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Next: The beginning of eternity The end of time and space The beginning of every end And the end of every place Is it the letter E ? Mine is: What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 What cheese is made backwards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphra Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 What cheese is made backwards? Edam haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Next: The beginning of eternity The end of time and space The beginning of every end And the end of every place Is it the letter E ? Haha awesome. Mine is: What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps? Is it the sea or ocean or such? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphra Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Very close! But neither of those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Very close! But neither of those A river Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphra Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 yup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surface Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 What gets wetter the more it drys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merge Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 towel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tree Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Next: The beginning of eternity The end of time and space The beginning of every end And the end of every place Is it the letter E ? Yip - you got it Aphra How about this one guys... Dead in the centre there is a bunny on an island. 6 feet north, 6 feet south, 6 feet west, and 6 feet east is land. How many jumps does it take to get to the other side? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 dead bunnies don't move =p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tree Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Oh too easy. Hows about these ones? A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet? If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet? He wrote "your exact weight"? If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now? 2nd place - too easy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tree Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet? He wrote "your exact weight"? If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now? 2nd place - too easy! Ok smarty pants... Soldiers line up spaced with pride, Two long rows lined side by side. One sole unit can decide, If the rows will unite or divide. Tell me, tell me, scream it out. What's the thing I talk about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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