LyraKil Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 right this is to sort the players from the jokers, whats yo best line. this line must be pulled on a ladie that you have already got commen ground or factors in conversation and intrest to work. say to her "i know your going home with me" when she raises her eye brows and shows reaction say "at least let me buy you a drink" fun times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grind Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 So let me guess.. you're a joker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 lol.. you need kriticals all time favourite: hey baby, does this rag smell like chlorophorm to you? if that doesnt work, try introducing yourself, asking her what her name is, asking her if she's having a good night, and then asking her if you can buy her a drink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nato Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 lol.. you need kriticals all time favourite: hey baby, does this rag smell like chlorophorm to you? Lol, he gave that up ages ago, now he just uses: "i poured 5 ml of g into that drink you just finished, see you in the morning" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kritical Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 lol.. you need kriticals all time favourite: hey baby, does this rag smell like chlorophorm to you? Lol, he gave that up ages ago, now he just uses: "i poured 5 ml of g into that drink you just finished, see you in the morning" pfft that's old school These days I just show them a picture of a loved one suspended by a rope above a pool of sharks and suggest that it would be in everyones best interest if I get what I want... <3 photo shop... much much cheaper than GBH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. MuN Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 lol.. you need kriticals all time favourite: hey baby, does this rag smell like chlorophorm to you? Lol, he gave that up ages ago, now he just uses: "i poured 5 ml of g into that drink you just finished, see you in the morning" LOL!! :bananallama: :bananallama: :bananallama: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 is there a disclaimer stating that if i use that pick-up line that its all Kritical's fault? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teret Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 ahh G. never a dull moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robyn Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 pfft that's old school These days I just show them a picture of a loved one suspended by a rope above a pool of sharks and suggest that it would be in everyones best interest if I get what I want... <3 photo shop... much much cheaper than GBH I believe the one you used on me was "You remind me of my grandma except I haven't slept with you yet"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teret Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 pfft that's old school These days I just show them a picture of a loved one suspended by a rope above a pool of sharks and suggest that it would be in everyones best interest if I get what I want... <3 photo shop... much much cheaper than GBH I believe the one you used on me was "You remind me of my grandma except I haven't slept with you yet"... BAHAHAHAHA actually LOL'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teret Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 So let me guess.. you're a joker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perceptualChaos Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 "so what are you going to cook me for breakfast in the morning?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thr339z Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 sigh.... yawn ... snore new topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 sigh.... yawn... snore new topic crap topic for sure, good replies from nato and especially kritical i thought though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kritical Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 pfft that's old school These days I just show them a picture of a loved one suspended by a rope above a pool of sharks and suggest that it would be in everyones best interest if I get what I want... <3 photo shop... much much cheaper than GBH I believe the one you used on me was "You remind me of my grandma except I haven't slept with you yet"... BAHAHAHAHA actually LOL'd Works every time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nato Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 sigh.... yawn... snore Dude, how is that ever gonna work on the ladies?? I don't get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reform Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 I don't use pick up lines, I just show up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Known One Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 I don't use pick up lines, I just show up. Brothels are good like that... not my thing though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dold Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 lol nice one catalyst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo Custard Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Best thing ever is to rock up to the girl, say " hey hows your night going ? i just wanted to tell you i think you're the most stunningly attractive girl ive ever seen" then say " well see ya, have a great night" walk off. 9 / 10 she just happens to meet you at the bar in the next 20 minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyraKil Posted June 15, 2007 Author Share Posted June 15, 2007 this ones a cold call aproch rock up to a chick at the bar make sure you have fuck all of your drink left. talk a lil then place a ice cube in your mouth crush it and say now that ive broken the ice can i buy you a drink mean cheesey factor. of course im joker and a jester with a favourite game of pokeher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teret Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Motion for this to be DBNZs first EVER locked topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 dont think the first - but come on - this threads one of the funnier ones in a while. Shame that its true for Kritical but hey - it worked no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reform Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 I don't use pick up lines, I just show up. Brothels are good like that... not my thing though Look, someones gotta pick your sister up from work. I would have thought you could do it, seeing as you're her best customer and all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 I don't use pick up lines, I just show up. Brothels are good like that... not my thing though Look, someones gotta pick your sister up from work. I would have thought you could do it, seeing as you're her best customer and all... nah, your thinking about his dad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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