thr339z Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 so today is gonna be a lathargic day at my place of employment so tell me something exciting go nuts... randomness = fun times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Displaced Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 covered in blood i awoke from my slumber... i wondered which new wonderful place i was... i checked my body for wounds and marks... I found none... i blinked 5 blinks to a second and could recollect dark figures flashing within tha closure, i increased my blinks to 10 per second, like a film i could see what had transpired the previous evening, suddenly a score resounded within my head, twinkle twinkle little star... how i wonder what you are... it can't have been a crime or i would have surly been caught, next friday i will neglect tha tequilla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 Man burned lighting cigarette next to leaky gas cylinder A motorist was badly burned when a leaking LPG cylinder beside him on the front seat exploded as he lit a cigarette. Ray Miles was able to scramble out moments before the vehicle was engulfed in flames. The 23-year-old salesman from New Plymouth was first taken to Taranaki Base Hospital, then to Waikato Hospital's burns unit on Saturday. He was today reported to be in a stable condition. The explosion happened just after midnight Friday at a New Plymouth carpark. -- Dude nearly got Darwin'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cramer Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 i had a similar exp fri night i got so drunk all i remember is sexing some girl from my work, putting fingers in her bum and falling asleep before i could nut. 15 beers feat. no dinner = fucked up times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cramer Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 sorry thats not really the same as getting se on fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thr339z Posted August 5, 2007 Author Share Posted August 5, 2007 i had a similar exp fri night i got so drunk all i remember is sexing some girl from my work, putting fingers in her bum and falling asleep before i could nut. 15 beers feat. no dinner = fucked up times LOL love ur werk cramer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Grant Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 i 'had' 11 toes but got the extra one surgically removed wen i started listening to drum and bass cause i found that the foot with the extra toe had more power than my other foot, so when ever id dance to drum and bass, id look like i had Polio... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 photoshopped porn into SAFE FOR WORK pics: ROFL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thr339z Posted August 6, 2007 Author Share Posted August 6, 2007 man u guys are uber oonst and u have given me a FANTASTIC IDEA for a contest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 lolz0R if you havent seen it ben, check out www.explosm.net (where i got this comic) just click on comic up the top and it will take you to the most recent one. You can work your way back or go right to the beginning and start going forward. quality shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thr339z Posted August 6, 2007 Author Share Posted August 6, 2007 lolz0R if you havent seen it ben, check out www.explosm.net (where i got this comic) just click on comic up the top and it will take you to the most recent one. You can work your way back or go right to the beginning and start going forward. quality shit. werd werd mr pakmang will sound that mofo out at hm, not sure that (insert large telco comp) will appreciate me looking at this on their time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grind Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 cyanide & happiness ftmfw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 yeah.. its soo fucking twised! i love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 ahh crap, i betta stop posting these now.. i could keep going all day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Grant Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 pahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Awesome Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 and heres my attempt: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joachim Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 I suggest http://www.engrish.com Priceless shit in there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_weazel Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Myth Busted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Myth Busted. it looks a hell of a lot like that chick of mythbusters :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 previous job? =p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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