Nine Words of a Woman.

[Sub_Frequency]

Nine words women use...

 

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are

right and you need to shut up.

 

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more

minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

 

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,

and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing

usually end in fine.

 

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

 

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement

often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an

idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing

with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

 

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman

can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard

before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

 

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just

say you're welcome.

 

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying FUCK YOU!

 

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning

this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but

is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's

wrong?'

For the woman's response refer to #3.

[Teret]

hahaha classic. 1 and 3 are substitutes rather than complements IMO

[Pakage]

 

hehe, funny

[Merge]

so spot on the money its rediculous.

 

how about: "did u have a good time?" (when she wasnt there) - NEVER say yes.

[Guest]

ive heard girls say all of those in less than a minute.....

[Mr. MuN]

if there is one thing my time on this planet has taught me in terms of women,

 

its easier to ask for forgiveness than it is for permission (notibly in the sexual arena).

[Teret]

its easier to ask for forgiveness than it is for permission (notibly in the sexual arena).

 

Fuckin ROFL. Classic Munden right there

[mike]

Mr Mun on point as always - classic

[fulltimeplay]

That list is spot on!

 

And Fascinating responses... but bear this in mind: This thread can be viewed by females... danger danger! So with every response to 'the list' we are able to elicit a new understanding of what you THINK you know, and so set about to further improve our subtle wordplay that has been so accurately listed above. (not for long geezers!)

[Guest]

ive accepted the fact that we as men will never understand women...all you can do is treat them with respect and be honest if you want a fair trial.....

[Guest]

ive accepted the fact that we as men will never understand women...all you can do is treat them with respect and be honest if you want a fair trial.....

you suck up zeb... having lived with my girl for awhile now i KNOW theres no fair trials. at the end of the day, even when the guy is right and you "win" a disagreement...you'll just end up not getting any that night.

whose the winner now?

[zzzp]

[kritical]

ive accepted the fact that we as men will never understand women...all you can do is treat them with respect and be honest if you want a fair trial.....

 

Fuck that.

 

The only person that you should respect blindly is yourself.

[Pakage]

[Kelzzzz]

I agree with the list..

[Dapht1]

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,

and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing

usually end in fine.