Pakage Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 http://www.cadaverforsale.com/ haha, you can see how much your body would be worth if you were to sell it to medical science after you die! im worth: $4,061 how much is your corpse worth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dold Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 some of the shit you find on the net cracks me up pakage worries me a little too... oh, and $3,974. I'd pay more personally.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Awesome Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 (edited) $3,571 This is bullshit. I bet if I was a 13-18yr old white girl with long blond hair, blue eyes and perfect smile and OWNED a pony (called moonlight) I'd be worth way more. Now all I can look forward to is waking up in a bath in India full of ice and a fresh scar on my stomach. Oh wow. look at me. I can edit. Edited September 3, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kritical Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 I'm worth $4,115 bitches! but only because I lied about how healthy I am. I bet if I was a 13-18yr old white girl with long blond hair, blue eyes and perfect smile and a pony (called moonlight) I'd be worth way more. I have no need for the pony but I could do with a good looking dead girl for some experimentation if you get my drift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teret Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Now all I can look forward to is waking up in a bath in India full of ice and a fresh scar on my stomach. baha reminds me of this video, its so stupid its funny. Its a weekly feature on Alt TV-Beware the Leoplouridon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kritical Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Now all I can look forward to is waking up in a bath in India full of ice and a fresh scar on my stomach. baha reminds me of this video, its so stupid its funny. Its a weekly feature on Alt TV lawl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thr339z Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 im worth $3,427..... BUT if I was a dwarf albino who drank every day took pain killers everyday worked with chemicals Ie asphestos smoked more than a pack a day and had long hair and had been perscribed anti psychotics and had a limb removed or some kind of disorder like elephantitus and was a fanatical sun bed visitor I would be worth $5,604... I guess it pays to have the above traits when selling ur body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_weazel Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 $8,853 seems to be the maximum. And to get that you have to be an obese, albino non-drinker with giantism, a hernia, elephantitus, a prosthetic leg, long hair, and perfect vision, who's never been in the sun, never takes pain killers, has never been exposed to asbestos, has had heart surgery and an apendix removal, drinks lots of energy drinks, is not a diabetic and isn't on any anti-depressants... and is under 12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dold Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Thats alot to acomplish at such a young age.. almost not worth it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merge Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 $4,270 MOTHER FKRS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dold Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Lets not get big headed Mense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nato Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Lets not get big headed Mense I think his large head is the reason his dead body is worth so much :bananallama: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merge Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 im thinking since im tall as hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 $4,413 - Im in need of cash =p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nato Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 im thinking since im tall as hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kritical Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 Next time I kill someone I'm going to sell their body to science instead of folding them into a suitcase and throwing them off a boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 no proof of ownership required before you sell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merge Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 Next time I kill someone I'm going to sell their body to science instead of folding them into a suitcase and throwing them off a boat. suggest shopping for next victim in circus performance. they'd be worth thousands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 $3,219....... this is awesome but dumb.... they didnt even ask "are you hot?" whatup with that...? surely that makes you worth more.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 I still don't know how someone with elephantitis or some rare genetic disorder that probably screws up the major organs as well, makes them worth more =p How much for midgets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 I still don't know how someone with elephantitis or some rare genetic disorder that probably screws up the major organs as well, makes them worth more =p How much for midgets? yeah i reckon......freaks should be put in the circus.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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