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or my old mate spazzatron:

 

server got fucked by a internet nerd pimp

shits all fucked up like eating doggie shrimp

made this shit his bitch as pimps do gimps

the forum fiends wanted a fix or a glimpse

now its all sweet so i hit up some posts

so to the ill dnb.nz dogs i propose a toast

props to the dogs that flow spit and roast

be rollin hard and heavy no need to coast

so go get twisted feel wasted be lifted

for about 6 hours you have shape shifted

this state of mind makes you feel gifted

a drum and bass creature possessed and wicked

 

how the fuck are you not still stuck in standard 4

your rhymes bore me more than a four finger whore

my heads sore from reading all this mindless drivel

you should get a bib coz when you speak, shit dribbles

or maybe we should wrap your head up in toilet paper

it might save you the pain of me lyrically raping ya

you cant escape the fact you got the IQ of a chimp

when and who the fuck crossbred a dog and a shrimp?

so what? in your hood pimps got gimps and not bitches?

oh so that where you got that red rash that itches..

your one syllable rhmyes are good for little minds

but metaphors work better coz of subliminal ties

try and use this trick i call "double rhyming"

use allitteration and work on your timing..

or take up miming, i couldnt sound worse

and atleast my ears wouldnt have to leave in a hearse..

 

 

or maybe this one of nato's rippin chris again.

 

Listen close class, we're about to make a start,

Using letter, words, and rhymes, it's the spelling of art,

Some people will consider this to be futile as all hell,

Cause even if it's a dope freestyle, you still won't be able to spell,

 

Yet I am a sucker for a challenge while procrastinating at work so.......

 

Lets take a look at your last entry in this thread,

Which while hilarious, was gramatically dead,

With a few simple rules we can clean it up stat,

And prove to Miskimmin that his hating was wack,

 

When discussing lotions, and their intended area of use,

Drop the "i" and carry the "a" to lay down the lyrical abuse,

This turns Anil into anal; an Indian name into a body part,

When spelt like this you show the crew you are a master of your art,

 

TBC......5'oclock, hometime

 

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