Reform Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 The theory is sound, you simply take two of natures laws and use them to your advantage. Law 1: A cat will always land on it's feet. Law 2: A buttered piece of toast will always land butter side down. This would suggest that you have 2 equally opposed forces of resistance... Take one million cat's (no more, no less) and one million slices of buttered toast, stick the buttery side of the toast to the cat's belly's and affix with tape. Strap said buttery toast cat's together and you have yourself a hovercraft with which you can travel to the island. :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeb Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 brilliant.......i cant see this invention failing. and how about every white tee shirt you own will eventually get blood or tamato sauce on it..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joachim Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 and how about every white tee shirt you own will eventually get blood or tamato sauce on it..... I'm not sure how to use this stat to my advantage as well as the cat hovercraft... Possibly by always carrying one around as a method to divert stains away from my other light coloured items? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeb Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 yeah neither...i just thought it was one of those things.... like you only ever get dogshit on brand new griptape and never on an old board that you've had for ages.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulg Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reform Posted January 5, 2008 Author Share Posted January 5, 2008 Where did you find this? Has someone already patented my idea? This is what happened with my waterproof, silicone filled, spa-bath pillows. And my lazer powered lawnmower as well. Cunt's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Awesome Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Where did you find this? Has someone already patented my idea? This is what happened with my waterproof, silicone filled, spa-bath pillows. And my lazer powered lawnmower as well. Cunt's. If you have an idea...if no one else can help...and if you cant find it...maybe you can hire... THE INTERNET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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