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Christie
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right, I have stupidly broken my foot and can't get around and I hate it

somebody give me some idea's on what I can do sitting down

and not masturbating.

 

and I hate asking people to do stuff for me

but my Dr told me if I didn't stay put ( which I haven't been) I would shift the bone then have to have surgery

 

argh

someone take me out of my boredom

 

p.s. I for some reason I have turned in to a grumpy bitch not like me at all.

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erm masturbate?

 

oh you decided against that one?

 

rub yourself up against your crutches?

 

I'm so helpful.

 

oooh flood the house, turn it into a rive and you could canoe through the house on your moon boot?

 

 

I don't know. I need coffee.

 

You could make Blair and stacy carry you everywhere?

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Get really really really really blazed, this will make you so brain-dead you wont even realise that you're doing nothing.

 

 

Of course, if you dont indulge in that sort of behaviour you can always... umm... uhhh... hmmm... sorry, that's about the extent of my expertise, I dont know how to do anything else

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read a book

paint a picture

write a song

write a story

learn how to do something new

start flame wars on the internet

get addicted to world of warcraft

buy some binoculars and spy on your neighbors

start a blog

read the newspaper

find out the number of that kid who always used to call us and make prank calls to them

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read a book

paint a picture

write a song

write a story

learn how to do something new

start flame wars on the internet

get addicted to world of warcraft

buy some binoculars and spy on your neighbors

find out the number of that kid who always used to call us and make prank calls to them

start a blog

read the newspaper

 

no Internets.

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well I tried potting (with plants) I got an awesome swan plant with a really big bugger of a caterpillar but something ate it *sob*

 

 

did some writing

over that

 

my attention span is really shit at the moment

 

hehe tries to find stupid little girls number to breath down the phone

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read a book

paint a picture

write a song

write a story

learn how to do something new

start flame wars on the internet

get addicted to world of warcraft

buy some binoculars and spy on your neighbors

find out the number of that kid who always used to call us and make prank calls to them

start a blog

read the newspaper

 

no Internets.

 

How is she on the forum now?

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because I am at work

 

it's when I get home and I can't go any where that I start to get a bit mad

I have only been to work and home recently

 

and in the next two weeks I have gig's and Weddings and Hen's nights and other drunken stuff I want to do

but I can't walk!

 

hehe sorry I have having a pity me moment

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haha

 

that would be funny

 

Nato wanna find one??

we can have races?

 

Pakage you in??

 

Lets just be clear - it wasn't my idea to 'borrow' a wheelchair.. Im sure I put a ton of badteeth in there to denote humour in there somewhere... [/legally covering my ass]

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