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Facts about Chuck Norris


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I just stumbled accross this website called the "Random Chuck Norris Fact Generator"

 

link -> here

 

Examples:

 

"Chuck Norris invented the C-section when he roundhouse kicked his way into the world."

 

"Chuck Norris is the only person to win an Olympic Gold Medal in swimming without ever getting wet."

 

"One time, Chuck Norris stubbed his toe, and destroyed the whole state of Ohio."

 

"Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal."

 

"Chuck Norris' chest hair has chest hair."

 

"Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong."

 

"Chuck Norris only masterbates to pictures of Chuck Norris."

 

"If Chuck Norris had a dime for every man that didn't die from his roundhouse kick, he would have no dimes."

 

"Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork."

 

"Noah's Ark never happened. Chuck Norris actually saved all the animals by telling them to climb into his beard."

 

"Chuck Norris can take a sardine and a bread crumb and feed the known world. Take that Jesus."

 

"Chuck Norris' genes aren't DNA. They're barbed wire."

 

"Chuck Norris actually stole the cookie from the cookie jar, then roundhouse kicked anyone who questioned his integrity"

 

Damn Straight!

 

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my question is how did this guy go from doing wicked fight scenes with bruce lee to being a generic 'one roundhouse kick trick pony'?

 

did bruce lee bitchslap all the other martial arts knowledge out of chuck?

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