Pakage Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically? The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars." "Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!" The boy then went to his brother! and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied."Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?" The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes... potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars.............. but realistically,......... we're living with two sluts and a queer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nato Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted March 17, 2006 Author Share Posted March 17, 2006 Hard bro! that was funny as, chuur for the email Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dold Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 haha nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D 1 Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 fuk brad giz a hoon on ya jollie , and ill take the million in franklins thanks. eat it and love it. you just got DWAND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted March 17, 2006 Author Share Posted March 17, 2006 keep it in ya pants donnie! :eyesects: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D 1 Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 yea yea i no was born with it tho ill keep the zipper up. But for a mill ill fuk brad as well while jollie, thats angelina jollie if ya all didnt see it recovers from the freebie she just gave me.Gota love those celebs its not my baby tho , Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jga Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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