Madz Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html Checkit. How wack do you get? She actually MARRIED this guy ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nato Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Ok, I was gonna try and make some kind of "wow that guy is a genious" joke but I read the whole thing and it just ain't gonna fly. What the fuck is up with that dude? More to the point, who the hell married him?............................................and where can i get me one? Oooooooh thin ice Nato......thin Ice.. Just had to slip it in somewhere, seen? J/K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dold Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 wierd dude.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kritical Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 That's the kind of thing you put in the small print.. Maybe the ladies out there should make their own custom pre-nuptuals.. 1. The husband must make money and buy gifts daily otherwise he must sell his internal organs and then buy gifts. 2. There will be no going to the bar/pub/club or tavern. Instead every night will include 6 hours of foreplay followed by a further 2 hours of sensitivity. 3. Chores and Childcare will be either payed for and/or participated soley by the man of the house whilst the woman goes clothes shopping. 4. The husband will admit he is wrong when no argument has occured because arguing is out of the question. 5. All associates of the husband prior to signing the aggrement will be given restraining orders within 48 hours after signing this aggreement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. MuN Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 "All applications of lube to myself, you or any object will be done by you" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 i find this really disturbing :hsboink: :hsboink: :poke2: oh and i was gonna try your garlic and lemon juice eggs today jga but got scared and seatled with my cheese, cream and parsley i mean common.. lemon juice? sounds dodge to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madz Posted March 29, 2006 Author Share Posted March 29, 2006 i find this really disturbing :hsboink: :hsboink: :poke2: oh and i was gonna try your garlic and lemon juice eggs today jga but got scared and seatled with my cheese, cream and parsley i mean common.. lemon juice? sounds dodge to me Zuh? You cook his eggs? Lemon flavoured eggs? Mmmmm de-lecherous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teret Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 he seems like a pretty generous guy, i mean 14 GBD's for anal. thats a good deal. but seriously what the fuk is this guy on Filthiest shit pubic hair specifications (just plain wrong) and i quote "ingestion of cum"(too fuckin graphic) still a good laugh tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 so so so badly fucked up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jga Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 oh and i was gonna try your garlic and lemon juice eggs today jgabut got scared and seatled with my cheese, cream and parsley i mean come on.. lemon juice? sounds dodge to me one day you will know, but watch out cause too much lemon juice can curdle the milk, make sure its a fresh lemon, not from a bottle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jga Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 as for the pre nup, that is just crazy love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 oh and i was gonna try your garlic and lemon juice eggs today jgabut got scared and seatled with my cheese, cream and parsley i mean come on.. lemon juice? sounds dodge to me one day you will know, but watch out cause too much lemon juice can curdle the milk, make sure its a fresh lemon, not from a bottle who uses lemon juice from a bottle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jga Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 oh and i was gonna try your garlic and lemon juice eggs today jgabut got scared and seatled with my cheese, cream and parsley i mean come on.. lemon juice? sounds dodge to me one day you will know, but watch out cause too much lemon juice can curdle the milk, make sure its a fresh lemon, not from a bottle who uses lemon juice from a bottle? people who cant be bothered growing a lemon tree :dunno: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bLazem Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 hahahahahhahaha he seems like a pretty generous guy, i mean 14 GBD's for anal. thats a good deal. yeah for unexpected anal, hows that happen, his anal? What a nutcase.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skono Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 classic! if his wife was stoopid enough to agree to all that shit then she probably deserved him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makky2 Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 i blame the parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jga Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 what we should be asking is what the fiancee is like maybe thats what pushed him to do this crazed pre nup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skono Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 i blame the parents. i blame P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jga Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 i blame the parents. i blame P its CRACK in America Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. MuN Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Love may be blind, but when hes got his cock up her arse she'll know somethings not quite right.. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 what about the kids man? it says shit about having kids in the paper poor poor babies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bLazem Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 i blame the internet, plus programmes like desperate housewives, the dudes mrs obviously cant satisfy him by being herself so hes all sexually frustrated like and made this contract. thats what i reckon, too much porn, the dude needs a hooker, not a wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Known One Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 I'm sure there are some psycho chicks out there who would dig total domination Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jga Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 I'm sure there are some psycho chicks out there who would dig total domination once upon a time in the land of JGA....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dold Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 far, far away.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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