phonetics Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 (edited) man, check this. My landlady's daughter has had a male friend over for the last couple of days, he's new to me and i didn't like him as soon as i met him (albiet briefly). he had bad vibes about him, you know? So he tells me he's just bought this new car (1992 Mitsubishi Galant) and tells me it needs a new battery. I go to work today, come home, get in my car to drive to get some beers and my car won't start, nothing, dead...i'm thinking "that's wierd" and then, "oh that new part i recently installed must have shorted out my electrics"...upon closer inspection i find that my car battery has been stolen...like ripped out and the battery holder has been completely damaged too. My missing battery is now replaced with a defunct smaller battery...similar to what you may find in...lets say a Mitsubishi Galant by any chance?? That little *expletive deleted* *expletive deleted* has STOLEN my car battery man. Little *expletive deleted* *expletive deleted* . I know his name and the street upon which he lives, so i'm asking; what would you do? P.S. over this town, can't wait to move up North... Edited August 15, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Awesome Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 How'd he pop the hood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phonetics Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 How'd he pop the hood? exactly man, i have no idea, but so wish i knew. I guess he must have used some kind of tool through the grill and upwards to release the latch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave dub Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 go pay him a visit. ask for it back. if he refuses, steal it back problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Ask him about it infront of his new girlfriend, hopefully she dumps him on the spot. Cause if you can't get the battery back you may as well make him feel shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C Steppa Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 fucken low. definatley hit him up in front of his mrs. remember violence is always an option Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 fuck some people just are cunts, don't see why you would do that, def hit him up bout it but th3eres no doubt that he will straight up deny it, just dont no what there is to do ae, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shucks Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 take a dump on his windscreen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phonetics Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 cheers for all the suggestions! i'd love to go round there and kick the cr*p out of him...only thing stopping me doing that is i'll probably get deported haha...man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phonetics Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 take a dump on his windscreen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeb Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 hmmm....if he is from marenui in napier i would probably not pay him a visit if i was you tom....they will kill you round there.... stealing his whole car would be better.....send it off a cliff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phonetics Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 hmmm....if he is from marenui in napier i would probably not pay him a visit if i was you tom....they will kill you round there.... stealing his whole car would be better.....send it off a cliff. yeah man, i ain't going near the Nui! He lives up on the Hill so i'm tempted to pay a visit, plus the car would be in the ideal location to be sent off the cliff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeb Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 avoid the nui at all costs.... i went to the skatepark there once and there was 8yr olds drinkin 12% woodstocks at 9 in the morning and a mongrel mob guy flashed a gun at us outside the local dairy....probably the scariest places ive ever been in nz.... maybe just tell the cops about your battery stealing friend....especially if he's just a young buck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merge Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 im with shucks... take a fresh dump on his windscreen. if u can jimmy th door it would be optimal to go for the driverseat faecal drop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shucks Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 poo revenge ftw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phonetics Posted August 16, 2008 Author Share Posted August 16, 2008 hahaha well i've decided to call the fuzz and let them sort it out, they've just been and had a look plus they'll hopefully get some prints off the dead battery that was replaced (which is now safe in my shed). as luck would have it, the little thief arrived looking for my flatmates daughter about 10mins after the cops left and was more than co-operative in showing me the 'new' battery which he got from the breakers yard yesterday... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeb Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 hahaha well i've decided to call the fuzz and let them sort it out, they've just been and had a look plus they'll hopefully get some prints off the dead battery that was replaced (which is now safe in my shed). as luck would have it, the little thief arrived looking for my flatmates daughter about 10mins after the cops left and was more than co-operative in showing me the 'new' battery which he got from the breakers yard yesterday... was it your one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phonetics Posted August 16, 2008 Author Share Posted August 16, 2008 no it wasn't my battery man...but something ain't right. He could of put that one in his car to prove he didn't take mine or just took mine and sold it...? why else would he drive over? to look for my landlady's daughter? can't he just text her or go round to the house they all hang out at?! man...he was like "you can search my car if you like?" (yeah something tells me it blatently isn't going to be there...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeb Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 http://yellow.co.nz/search/Napier/Automotive%20Parts-1.html?when=&where=Napier&activeSort=-yprandom5+bizname&what=Automotive+Parts&stageName=Composite+search&encodedRefinement=city..%3D..%5E%22Napier+Area%22%24..%26..Napier+Area&newSearch=false Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phonetics Posted August 16, 2008 Author Share Posted August 16, 2008 http://yellow.co.nz/search/Napier/Automotive%20Parts-1.html?when=&where=Napier&activeSort=-yprandom5+bizname&what=Automotive+Parts&stageName=Composite+search&encodedRefinement=city..%3D..%5E%22Napier+Area%22%24..%26..Napier+Area&newSearch=false cheers mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Known One Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 probably stole it and swapped it with a mates... showing you was probably some ingenious ruse to quell your suspissions The cops will hopefully put 2 and 2 together and ask him to prove his story about where he got the battery from Anyway, I say good on you for calling the fuzz... vigilante justice has it's place... and it's not best wasted on something as pathetic as some young punk stealing car batteries. Wait till someone kills or rapes a family member before you take poo revenge on them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phonetics Posted August 16, 2008 Author Share Posted August 16, 2008 thanks man, i'm not gonna do anything untoward, but its so hard not too yeah i don't think you're far wrong as regards the battery swapping tactic. He's completely f*cked up by leaving the old battery in my car though, upon closer inspection i've found a great finger print in the residue on the top, plus lots of copper pieces which i recognise from his frayed copper cables when he showed me his car this morning... I hope the cops can figure this one out, i'm gonna call them tomorrow about the extra info. just hope they find a god damn finger print of his on this swapped battery which i'm currently guarding man, what really gets my back up is that he thinks its okay to do this to someone and if he gets away with it its classic reoffender material... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psylonwriter Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 hmmm....if he is from marenui in napier i would probably not pay him a visit if i was you tom....they will kill you round there.... stealing his whole car would be better.....send it off a cliff. yeah man, i ain't going near the Nui! He lives up on the Hill so i'm tempted to pay a visit, plus the car would be in the ideal location to be sent off the cliff Haha!! good times! I feel sorry for you mate, I lived in napier for a year (1993 - 4) and everyone was anti-jungle (at the time) it was all just trance and techno a mate and I were the outcasts of society then, wouldnt be surprised if it was still the same now. At the time it was the good buzz crew, brad, nigel etc.. lol.. But the electronic scene has always been great in napier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phonetics Posted August 17, 2008 Author Share Posted August 17, 2008 Haha!! good times! I feel sorry for you mate, I lived in napier for a year (1993 - 4) and everyone was anti-jungle (at the time) it was all just trance and techno a mate and I were the outcasts of society then, wouldnt be surprised if it was still the same now. At the time it was the good buzz crew, brad, nigel etc.. lol.. But the electronic scene has always been great in napier thanks man haha. seriously, things haven't really changed from the people i've spoken to in music shops, bars and at work. Most people look at me weird when i mention the words 'drum' and 'bass' in the same sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phonetics Posted August 17, 2008 Author Share Posted August 17, 2008 *latest developments* (this sh*t gets better...) so i'm milling about the house today, not really feeling like i wanna do much. the phone rings and there's a young lad on the line (the same lad who allegedly stole my battery) who wants to speak to my landlady. He says he just drove past my landlady's other flat and says the door is wide open...my landlady returns from checking the vacant flat saying that someone has unlocked the door, gone in and smashed a window, but smashed the window from the inside!? The only other person with a key is my landlady's daughter, battery thiefs friend! consequently, landlady's daughter has fallen out with a 'few' of her friends today...hmmm. oh and she's also 'misplaced' the back door key to my house (where me and my landlady live). great. so looks like i'll be on guard duty tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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