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Whos going? I can't i work out at airport area but not sure if id be too bothered, but would be good for a laugh, thoughts on the whole anti boobs on bikes and protests that gunna happpen? id love to be there just to see the abuse the protesters will get when they go in front of the boobs on bikes lol

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Meh... "fake boobs aren't that great" is just total verbal wank. Fake boobs are great, you're just trying to mack the flat-chested wimminz by acting like you dont like "tig ol' bitties", no-one believes you, all straight menz like dem big-uns (Doesn't mean we dont like them itty-bitties though!)

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anyone hitting the ol erotica expo? yeah agreed natural ftw. lol mike think i saw u at the shops on montgomerie road? i was the cunt that nearly hit u in the carpark on way in haha

 

lol - if u almost hit a white corolla then yes =p

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Aaaaah this thread brings back memories of 2006. Check out this shit...

 

Bah i came i waited i saw....

 

 

may i just say, i came close to something extra distrubing however:

 

I was right up the top of queens infront of starbucks by Borders there.

we were waiting for this shit to go down when a family of 3 walk across to the middle of the road directly opposite us and stand in there. nothing wrong with that i say to my self: then i start looking... Confused

 

first thing i notice is that the "father" is older looking - kinda hippie dressed and in his 60's or somthing. standing next to him is this younger woman (im GEUSSING around 17-21 age) first thing i see is her head (as there were people in the way), quite pretty: dark colored hair with blond on top. nice face etc. then the person infront of me steps away to reveal her in all her glory.

I notice that she is very clingy to her "mum" and "dad", then i realise what she is wearing: shin lenght fur booties, tiny miniskirt (camo) and a tiny top/singlet/armless thing with no bra on.

 

My mate makes a comment as to what family would let there daughter dress like that and then take her out into the public

 

She is at this stage happly chatting along with her dad" whilst holding on to her mums and dads jackets (im assuiming beacuse she was cold) although it is clear that she is has very little in the way of inibitions from her body language/tone/actions.

 

then the real shocker.

she turns to the side to reveal a Hidieous pot belly

eww gross: apprently i didnt notice it face on.

its also at this stage that i realise her black top is mostly see through.

on closer inspection i then notice that she has the most un-attractive knees ive ever seen (real "manly" ones if you catch my drift) on a woman.

 

as the time passes on i forget about her as mark ellis runs past and the other protesters (somthign about the 90 day bill) show up.

 

then by chance i look back

she is standing there holding onto her "dad" getting quite firsiky:

fist she starts shakeing her breasts (quite large ones too) at teh cars that come past.

then her "dad" gives her a hand with this... then he starts to knock off the strap holding on her top above her sholder and pull it back up

she seems quite keen for all this mind you.

by now the other people I am with start to make various comments that i *THINK* she heard

 

again i get sidetracked for a few more min waiting for these boobs on bikes.

 

next thing i notice is that starts to filrt with passing people and cars by pretending to show her tits, whilst her panrents do nothing (we decided they WERE her parnets)

 

then she catchs me stareing at me and drops a doosey:

she flashes me

it was a somewhat "wtfbbqputthataway" moment as my freinds and i all stare shocked. her parents laugh and do nothing. imeadatly after she bends down to pull up her bootie again and she brings her foot/leg up. we all got our second supprise as we notice that she isnt waring anything under her mini skirt.

 

then the prade goes past and we all go mental with camera phones (wee 5mins of fottage)

 

by now ive seen plenty of other things and since my classes are finished i head home via the bus

 

OMG geuss who got on straigt after me

just her. no parents

now this birkenhead bus had about 5 people on it when i got on and i made my way to the back seat of the bus that was empty.

 

She sat down RIGHT next to me

pot belly and all

 

all i could do was sit there traped

luckly i had some of Ed Rush and Optical's Essential mix (mmm techstep) to keep me sane via ipod + sony headphones but i came close to tapping her on her sholder and saying "you are ugly retarded and fat, go away".

she got off one stop before me

 

Dr Awesome, truly living up to the name

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Meh... "fake boobs aren't that great" is just total verbal wank. Fake boobs are great, you're just trying to mack the flat-chested wimminz by acting like you dont like "tig ol' bitties", no-one believes you, all straight menz like dem big-uns (Doesn't mean we dont like them itty-bitties though!)

 

Are you for real? or does the mean you're taking the piss?

 

If you're for real, does it occur to you that you're insulting Hakomi here?

Because I seriously wonder about your intention sometimes...

 

Apologies if you weren't, but if so... pretty unnecessary

 

 

And at the "fake boobs aren't that great" call

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Aaaaah this thread brings back memories of 2006. Check out this shit...

 

Bah i came i waited i saw....

 

 

may i just say, i came close to something extra distrubing however:

 

I was right up the top of queens infront of starbucks by Borders there.

we were waiting for this shit to go down when a family of 3 walk across to the middle of the road directly opposite us and stand in there. nothing wrong with that i say to my self: then i start looking... Confused

 

first thing i notice is that the "father" is older looking - kinda hippie dressed and in his 60's or somthing. standing next to him is this younger woman (im GEUSSING around 17-21 age) first thing i see is her head (as there were people in the way), quite pretty: dark colored hair with blond on top. nice face etc. then the person infront of me steps away to reveal her in all her glory.

I notice that she is very clingy to her "mum" and "dad", then i realise what she is wearing: shin lenght fur booties, tiny miniskirt (camo) and a tiny top/singlet/armless thing with no bra on.

 

My mate makes a comment as to what family would let there daughter dress like that and then take her out into the public

 

She is at this stage happly chatting along with her dad" whilst holding on to her mums and dads jackets (im assuiming beacuse she was cold) although it is clear that she is has very little in the way of inibitions from her body language/tone/actions.

 

then the real shocker.

she turns to the side to reveal a Hidieous pot belly

eww gross: apprently i didnt notice it face on.

its also at this stage that i realise her black top is mostly see through.

on closer inspection i then notice that she has the most un-attractive knees ive ever seen (real "manly" ones if you catch my drift) on a woman.

 

as the time passes on i forget about her as mark ellis runs past and the other protesters (somthign about the 90 day bill) show up.

 

then by chance i look back

she is standing there holding onto her "dad" getting quite firsiky:

fist she starts shakeing her breasts (quite large ones too) at teh cars that come past.

then her "dad" gives her a hand with this... then he starts to knock off the strap holding on her top above her sholder and pull it back up

she seems quite keen for all this mind you.

by now the other people I am with start to make various comments that i *THINK* she heard

 

again i get sidetracked for a few more min waiting for these boobs on bikes.

 

next thing i notice is that starts to filrt with passing people and cars by pretending to show her tits, whilst her panrents do nothing (we decided they WERE her parnets)

 

then she catchs me stareing at me and drops a doosey:

she flashes me

it was a somewhat "wtfbbqputthataway" moment as my freinds and i all stare shocked. her parents laugh and do nothing. imeadatly after she bends down to pull up her bootie again and she brings her foot/leg up. we all got our second supprise as we notice that she isnt waring anything under her mini skirt.

 

then the prade goes past and we all go mental with camera phones (wee 5mins of fottage)

 

by now ive seen plenty of other things and since my classes are finished i head home via the bus

 

OMG geuss who got on straigt after me

just her. no parents

now this birkenhead bus had about 5 people on it when i got on and i made my way to the back seat of the bus that was empty.

 

She sat down RIGHT next to me

pot belly and all

 

all i could do was sit there traped

luckly i had some of Ed Rush and Optical's Essential mix (mmm techstep) to keep me sane via ipod + sony headphones but i came close to tapping her on her sholder and saying "you are ugly retarded and fat, go away".

she got off one stop before me

 

Dr Awesome, truly living up to the name

 

fukin AWESOME

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kinda interesting reading the police press release

 

I'm not a huge fan of the parade and kinda agree with the protestors that it's just advertising for the erotica thing and I agree to a very small extent that the porn industry can fuel sexual violence against women but I don't really agree with the philosophy of banning things in general so I don't see any reason why it should be stopped.

 

Agree most guys like big titties but i'd rather have a girl with smaller real ones than bigger fake ones. Girls with small titties should focus more on improving their personality than on getting plastic surgery imo.

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Meh... "fake boobs aren't that great" is just total verbal wank. Fake boobs are great, you're just trying to mack the flat-chested wimminz by acting like you dont like "tig ol' bitties", no-one believes you, all straight menz like dem big-uns (Doesn't mean we dont like them itty-bitties though!)

 

Has anyone ever told you your a cock ?

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kinda interesting reading the police press release

 

I'm not a huge fan of the parade and kinda agree with the protestors that it's just advertising for the erotica thing and I agree to a very small extent that the porn industry can fuel sexual violence against women but I don't really agree with the philosophy of banning things in general so I don't see any reason why it should be stopped.

 

Agree most guys like big titties but i'd rather have a girl with smaller real ones than bigger fake ones. Girls with small titties should focus more on improving their personality than on getting plastic surgery imo.

 

 

...give this man a beer! I couldnt agree more!

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Meh... "fake boobs aren't that great" is just total verbal wank. Fake boobs are great, you're just trying to mack the flat-chested wimminz by acting like you dont like "tig ol' bitties", no-one believes you, all straight menz like dem big-uns (Doesn't mean we dont like them itty-bitties though!)

 

Has anyone ever told you your a cock ?

 

@ Dr_Weazel - "Your a cock"

 

Hakomi - They have now

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Meh... "fake boobs aren't that great" is just total verbal wank. Fake boobs are great, you're just trying to mack the flat-chested wimminz by acting like you dont like "tig ol' bitties", no-one believes you, all straight menz like dem big-uns (Doesn't mean we dont like them itty-bitties though!)

 

Has anyone ever told you your a cock ?

 

@ Dr_Weazel - "Your a cock"

 

Hakomi - They have now

 

You're....

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Meh... "fake boobs aren't that great" is just total verbal wank. Fake boobs are great, you're just trying to mack the flat-chested wimminz by acting like you dont like "tig ol' bitties", no-one believes you, all straight menz like dem big-uns (Doesn't mean we dont like them itty-bitties though!)

 

Has anyone ever told you your a cock ?

 

@ Dr_Weazel - "Your a cock"

 

Hakomi - They have now

 

You're....

 

You're...

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Meh... "fake boobs aren't that great" is just total verbal wank. Fake boobs are great, you're just trying to mack the flat-chested wimminz by acting like you dont like "tig ol' bitties", no-one believes you, all straight menz like dem big-uns (Doesn't mean we dont like them itty-bitties though!)

 

Has anyone ever told you your a cock ?

 

@ Dr_Weazel - "Your a cock"

 

Hakomi - They have now

 

You're....

 

You're...

 

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Yep. I'm a cock.

 

 

I'm a cock because I like fake titties.

 

 

pffft.

 

 

I stand by my assertion that straight men only "hate fake boobs" to keep their options open with flat-chested wimmins, and females that "hate fake boobs" are either lesbian feminists or jealous cause they cant afford sili-titties.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Man... if it's not BLATANTLY FUCKING OBVIOUS to you that I'm taking the piss, then you fail at life... cry about it a bit, and stop taking everything you read on the internet so seriously you uptight whinger.

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