jga Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 so you're obviously the big dick man either side of ya are ya balls there are two types of balls there are big brave balls and there are little mincey faggot balls "these are your last words so make'em a prayer" now dicks have drive and clarity of vision..but they're not clever they smell pussy and they want a piece of the action and you thought you smelt some good ol pussy and hav bought you two little mincey faggot balls along for a good ol time but you've got your parties muddled up theres no pussy here just a dose that'd make you wish you were born a women like a prick your havin second thoughts your shrinking and your two little balls are shrinking with ya and the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns and the fact the ive got "Desert Eagle .5 0" written on the side of mine should precipatate your balls shrinking along with your presence now fuck off - SNATCH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jga Posted April 4, 2006 Author Share Posted April 4, 2006 (edited) "im looking at your face and i just wanna smash it....i just wanna smash it with a sledge hammer, you're so pretty" - Punch Drunk Love Edited April 4, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jga Posted April 4, 2006 Author Share Posted April 4, 2006 (edited) "Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Dee-A-Go....which in German means 'a whale's vagina' " - Anchor Man Edited April 4, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jga Posted April 4, 2006 Author Share Posted April 4, 2006 "I thought you said he was a getaway driver!!! What the fuck's he gonna get away from??" - also from SNATCH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kritical Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk? Say "hello" to my little friend! Hasta la vista, baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jga Posted April 4, 2006 Author Share Posted April 4, 2006 "he claimed the lens was powerful enough to see around the curvature of the universe decker believed that if you could see around a curve that went on forever you would end up back where you started, looking at yourself" "except you're not looking back at yourself now, in the present" "no you are not, you're looking at the Future" - Paycheck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Serenity "This landing could get a little interesting" "Define interesting' "Oh god, oh god, were all going to die!" Love it! that movies definately worth a watch, especially if youve watched the series firefly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jga Posted April 5, 2006 Author Share Posted April 5, 2006 Serenity "This landing could get a little interesting" "Define interesting' "Oh god, oh god, were all going to die!" Love it! that movies definately worth a watch, especially if youve watched the series firefly ive got to get this movie for my collection and the TV seriesi wish i could find Lexx on DVD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 I got them both on computer boh! should bring yours round one day and just leach a bunch of stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jga Posted April 5, 2006 Author Share Posted April 5, 2006 Let me ask you a question. when you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said dead nigger storage? - pulp fiction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellini Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 ""Advertising has us working jobs we hate for shit we don't need"" Fight club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dold Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 "the things you own end up owning you".. also fight club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jga Posted April 5, 2006 Author Share Posted April 5, 2006 fight club is one great film might watch it tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Known One Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 "...it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident..." Derek Zoolander Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 "...it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident..." Derek Zoolander "what IS this?.. a center for ants? it needs to be atleast 3 times bigger than this!" Derek Zoolander fuck i love that shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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