Pakage Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Heres some good stuff from red dwarf! Damn that shows funny "Well, we know what to get you for Christmas. A double labotomy and six rolls of rubber wallpaper. " - Rimmer, Quarantine "I have a mind to fill your boots with runny porridge again. That'll teach you a lesson about maturity. " - Lister, Dimension Jump " Love is a device invented by bank managers to make us overdrawn. " - Rimmer, Confidence and Paranoia "I am Holly, the ship's computer, with an IQ of 6000, the same IQ as 6000 PE teachers. " - Holly, Future Echoes Brit com rocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jga Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 tv quotes i acnt think of any off the top of my head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jga Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 "who are you for, Marks Israel and im Palestine, makes things more intersting that way" peepshow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jga Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 "great he'll be able to pay off that block busters fineplus ill be able to order him around, not horrible just.. jeremy... could you file this for me jeremy... could you take this for me jeremy... could you suck this for me jesus where did that come from" peepshow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dold Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 giggidy giggidy freakin sweet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 oh hey jga that "dvd" doesnt work on my player so....yeh..cant watch it :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jga Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 oh hey jgathat "dvd" doesnt work on my player so....yeh..cant watch it :| doh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jga Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 - Mark "what does you sister do" - Toni "not much she's got lukemia" - Mark "thats terrible, im so sorry, i suppose, atleast.. its not cancer" - Toni "its a form of cancer" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted April 5, 2006 Author Share Posted April 5, 2006 wtf is that from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jga Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 wtf is that from?peepshow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jga Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 "who needs romance when your doing it up the bum" jeremy on peepshow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kritical Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence... gotta get me some of that. See, Meg, things always work out if you just do whatever you want without thinking about the consequences. Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine. I'll go build my own lunar lander with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack. Eh, screw the whole thing. I learned how to handle delicate social situations from a little show called Three's Company. Real men don't use instructions, Son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer's opinion of how to put this together. Those articles that say married couples have sex every month are just sensationalistic lies perpetrated on the public to sell magazines. It's hooey I tell you, hooey. Son, let this be a lesson to you: never do tequila shooters within a country mile of a marriage chapel. This is the earth. And this is Pinky. You can tell the difference quite easily. One is a lump of inert matter hurtling blindly through the void. The other... is the earth. Ever tried. Ever failed. Never mind. Try again. Fail better. Your quest is to find Quinn's ass... then beat it. Attention all personnel, the Black Death is coming! The Black Death is coming! The great pestilence is finally upon us! Repent! Repent! Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year's gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake we know it's not to be. That for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably. Happy birthday? No such thing. I always wondered if there was a God. Now I know. There is, and it's me. Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening. No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Known One Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening. Class! "If you're gunna be dumb, you gotta be tough!"... Jonny Knoxville quoting a song on Jackass... so true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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