Aphid Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Funniest fucking waste of time ever!! http://www.omegle.com OmegleTalk to strangers! 857 users online Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: sup Stranger: hello You: i discovered a new sexual position the other day Stranger: tell me You: you need to have like, a warrant of fitness place though You: like, with holes in the ground You: essentially, you get two guys and a girl You: and each guy sticks their penis into one of the girls ears You: and you spin her really fast Stranger: oh yeah Stranger: sounds like a lot of fun You: (this is where the hole in the ground comes in, otherwise her legs would hit shit) You: so yeah Stranger: I see i see You: and if you spin her fast enough, it creates a vacuum Stranger: oh that would be fun! You: which makes you feel like you're falling inwards Stranger: yes, i suppose it would You: and so you pull outwards to prevent that You: and it's like fucking a sheep up against a fence but opposite because you'll pulling away and not pushing in You: yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj-control Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Stranger: OHAI THUR You: o hai Stranger: do u liek mudkipz? You: im a fan of chutney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perceptualChaos Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Funniest fucking waste of time ever!! http://www.omegle.com OmegleTalk to strangers! 857 users online Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: sup Stranger: hello You: i discovered a new sexual position the other day Stranger: tell me You: you need to have like, a warrant of fitness place though You: like, with holes in the ground You: essentially, you get two guys and a girl You: and each guy sticks their penis into one of the girls ears You: and you spin her really fast Stranger: oh yeah Stranger: sounds like a lot of fun You: (this is where the hole in the ground comes in, otherwise her legs would hit shit) You: so yeah Stranger: I see i see You: and if you spin her fast enough, it creates a vacuum Stranger: oh that would be fun! You: which makes you feel like you're falling inwards Stranger: yes, i suppose it would You: and so you pull outwards to prevent that You: and it's like fucking a sheep up against a fence but opposite because you'll pulling away and not pushing in You: yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphid Posted March 31, 2009 Author Share Posted March 31, 2009 Stranger: OHAI THURYou: o hai Stranger: do u liek mudkipz? You: im a fan of chutney lol that mudkipz guy is fucking crazy, he nailed a bassdropper too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj-control Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 seen, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nato Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Man that site is weird. Good chance to be a total freak though. I jsut adivsed a school kid that crack would help them with their study.... In hindsight, probably not the best advice for an impressionable youngster but hey, was probably a 45 year old alcoholic anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxtone Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Stranger: This is Oscar from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaint of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the police. We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you. If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. oh yeah...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphid Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 Stranger: This is Oscar from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaint of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the police. We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you. If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. oh yeah...... LOL. It only took 3 days before that "To Catch a Predator Program" started spamming their bullshit on there! Hahah, extra points to anyone that finds someone trying to entrap them! Post transcripts!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nato Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Stranger: Hello?You: hey Stranger: Hello! Stranger: I'm the doctor! You: hi You: oh You: i'm not sick Stranger: Oh, don't worry Stranger: I'm just looking for a friend Stranger: Her name's Donna You: hahaha You: i think i saw her Stranger: You did?! You: yeah Stranger: Did she say anything? You: was on my lunchbreak, is she about 5'8, long brown hair..... You: kinda You: big Stranger: That sounds like her! You: i'll tell her you said hi Stranger: Thank you! You: see ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphra Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 lol that site just weirds me out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beable Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: pickles! Stranger: were we just talking about art school? You: negatory Your conversational partner has disconnected. fucking lol.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thr339z Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 this is the best one so far that I have been a part of Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: im a good dog You: woof Stranger: Grüße You: can u scratch me belly Stranger: Sind Sie Tremolo? You: I like made up languages You: hehe You: funny Stranger: Ich mag Sex mit jüdischen Sklaven You: I like german sex Stranger: Sind Sie der Vergewaltigung Juden? You: mmmmm k=noodles You: actung You: rouse You: shizen You: varmact You: volkswagen Stranger: Ich verlange zu wissen, wer Tremolo? You: I heart licking toadstools You: mmmmm You: tastes like happy You: veinerschniztzel Stranger: Sie sind meine Zeit, ich brauche zu finden Tremolo You: I like to fist sheep and with new added fish Stranger: Wer ist Tremolo? You: i dont know where the tremelo is Stranger: _/_____\_____________\____________/____\ |_______|_____________\__________|______| |_______`._____________|_________|_______: .\________|____________|_________\|_______| _\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______: __\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____| ___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____| ____\______\_________.----------.________\|___| ______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___| _______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/ _______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/ ______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\ _____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\ _____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______| ____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________| ____|__\______________\_______/__________/_| ____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________| ____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_ ___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________| ___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________| ___|__________/________|____|_______|_________| __|__________|_________|____|_______|_________| You: lol Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perceptualChaos Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi there You: how are you? Stranger: im good thanks, you? You: grat You: *great You: are you into cars? Stranger: asl? Stranger: um kinda You: check this out it's awesome You: http://pics.stileproject.com/gap3.jpg Stranger: um ew, im horny but thats gross You: hahaha You: you're horny after seeing that? Stranger: no i was horny before that You: http://www.freshstation.org/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=252&g2_serialNumber=1 You: if that made you horny.... You: ^^^ Stranger: omg ew Your conversational partner has disconnected. NSFW ^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 bro. did you seriously have to do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxtone Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Stranger: halo You: hey You: u into cars? Stranger: yeah You: http://pics.stileproject.com/gap3.jpg You: check that out Stranger: i dont know how to open that link You: select copy paste Stranger: where is that? fuckin dumb cunt..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj-control Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 (edited) Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi You: hello Stranger: ASL? You: asl? Stranger: No i asked you! You: ditto mother fathjer You: dirty ruski Stranger: NO YOU! You: filthy fritzel Your conversational partner has disconnected. Edited April 1, 2009 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shucks Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 that shit is totally weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxtone Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: sup bitch You: hey slut. You: my name rhymes. You: does yours? Stranger: no You: oh Stranger: but i saw a dude playing dancing queen on the digirydoo and then i thought to myself thats aborigional You: or ABBAriginal You: see what i did there? Stranger: i see what you did there Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------------------------------------------- You: so how many beers would that be equal to Stranger: 4 or 6 You: per week? Stranger: yeah You: fuck. Stranger: why You: you would be shocked if you came to NZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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