Phil O Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 He basically just put in writing what is an unwritten rule in a lot of Auckland bars. Speaking of faggy wank bars, RAKINOS i'm looking in your direction. YOU CAN FUCK OFF! Ive been denied there four times, havent been allowed in ONCE since i got back from Dunedin. Had a couple of beers? "Too drunk bro" Come with another dude "There's too many guys up there already bro" Come with my missus "She needs to sober up bro" FUCK OFF... "bro" You and your pretentious fucking bar can EAT A DICK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakomi Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 He basically just put in writing what is an unwritten rule in a lot of Auckland bars. Speaking of faggy wank bars, RAKINOS i'm looking in your direction. YOU CAN FUCK OFF! Ive been denied there four times, havent been allowed in ONCE since i got back from Dunedin. Had a couple of beers? "Too drunk bro" Come with another dude "There's too many guys up there already bro" Come with my missus "She needs to sober up bro" FUCK OFF... "bro" You and your pretentious fucking bar can EAT A DICK. Thats really weird i always got a chilled out vibe from that place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Awesome Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 He basically just put in writing what is an unwritten rule in a lot of Auckland bars. Speaking of faggy wank bars, RAKINOS i'm looking in your direction. YOU CAN FUCK OFF! Ive been denied there four times, havent been allowed in ONCE since i got back from Dunedin. Had a couple of beers? "Too drunk bro" Come with another dude "There's too many guys up there already bro" Come with my missus "She needs to sober up bro" FUCK OFF... "bro" You and your pretentious fucking bar can EAT A DICK. Thats really weird i always got a chilled out vibe from that place. Maybe beacuse you don't look like a sex crime waiting to happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil O Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 lol Hamish nah it is a chilled bar once you get up there, its just that the bouncers are the biggest cunts since the galatos basement ones, and that's saying something! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merge Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 He basically just put in writing what is an unwritten rule in a lot of Auckland bars. Speaking of faggy wank bars, RAKINOS i'm looking in your direction. YOU CAN FUCK OFF! Ive been denied there four times, havent been allowed in ONCE since i got back from Dunedin. Had a couple of beers? "Too drunk bro" Come with another dude "There's too many guys up there already bro" Come with my missus "She needs to sober up bro" FUCK OFF... "bro" You and your pretentious fucking bar can EAT A DICK. Thats really weird i always got a chilled out vibe from that place. Maybe beacuse you don't look like a sex crime waiting to happen we talking about the hakomi i know, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagermikester Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 He basically just put in writing what is an unwritten rule in a lot of Auckland bars. Speaking of faggy wank bars, RAKINOS i'm looking in your direction. YOU CAN FUCK OFF! Ive been denied there four times, havent been allowed in ONCE since i got back from Dunedin. Had a couple of beers? "Too drunk bro" Come with another dude "There's too many guys up there already bro" Come with my missus "She needs to sober up bro" FUCK OFF... "bro" You and your pretentious fucking bar can EAT A DICK. Surely you can swing something with Nige working there and all, Duds crew represent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nato Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 He basically just put in writing what is an unwritten rule in a lot of Auckland bars. Speaking of faggy wank bars, RAKINOS i'm looking in your direction. YOU CAN FUCK OFF! Ive been denied there four times, havent been allowed in ONCE since i got back from Dunedin. Had a couple of beers? "Too drunk bro" Come with another dude "There's too many guys up there already bro" Come with my missus "She needs to sober up bro" FUCK OFF... "bro" You and your pretentious fucking bar can EAT A DICK. Thats really weird i always got a chilled out vibe from that place. Maybe beacuse you don't look like a sex crime waiting to happen we talking about the hakomi i know, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C Steppa Posted July 29, 2009 Author Share Posted July 29, 2009 That fool is trying to do Damage control in the Facebook group 'boycott pony club'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penco Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 for the lazy cunts: Brooke Howard-Smith wrote at 5:56pm yesterday Hey there, thanks for all your posts... There's some good feedback... Mostly about me being a douschbag... lol... first up, I'm sorry if I made anyone angry, the email was 90% tongue in cheek. We've always let single guys and groups of guys in, although, ladies, any guy out by himself at 1am cruising bars may not be a keeper. The goal at pony is to have an even ratio... 50% guys 50% girls, too many guys and girls get their asses pinched, it turns out to be someone's girlfriend then a fight starts. I just want a place where people go to dance. On the dress code. I wear chucks most nights, so I'm not asking for Alligator wing tips... I agree that plenty of tee shirts look better than a halenstines party shirt, but if I start letting in all tee shirts that shit will be float. Report Brooke Howard-Smith wrote at 5:56pm yesterday On the feet smelling carpet and std infested toilets... I really am trying to clean it up. We're getting a STD resistant bathroom attendant this weekend... Hope that helps. Re: "I have a high opinion of myself" I wave my arms around on TV shouting while reviewing electric blankets. Not really the worlds most essential job. Not saving lives. I'm sorry if I came off like an arrogant cock. Not my intention. Brooke Brooke Howard-Smith wrote at 10:21am Ha! Sorry nick, I thought the canwest / mtv comment from me was just pointless and was distracting from my heart felt Apology. it was a joke aimed at my beautiful wife lol. Lucy, yes almost a total contradiction. We do have good bouncers but many of us have put lots of pressure on them when our mates turn up in shorts jandels, old shoes etc. The letter was an attempt to communicate that we're wanting people to dress up more. I know lots of it sounded harsh but really that's just the result of me not being good at being funny... Justin! How've you been bro! long time no see! I should have known I'd only run into you if I joined a hate Brooke group... Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Least he is trying, realised what a tool he was - Humility is good like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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