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to the person that decides inner vinyl paper-sleeves will not be allowed to fit the proper direction, inhibiting my ability to remove my vinyl - fuck you.

 

Worst part is putting the vinyl back in and catching the seam. Motherfucker! Some labels have the seam on the outside. good cunts

 

Splitting the seams on my record covers does my head in every time.

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those new monteith's billboards. fuck they piss me off. badly designed, ill thought out. shit cunt rubbish, get out of my eyes!

 

anyone seen em around town?

Have seen them in the papers, and caused me initial confusion i have to admit.

Did a google image search and it's causing me massive confusion

 

monteiths.jpg

 

What a famous dude

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so im walking down queen street eating an orange after class on my way to the bus stop and this hare krishna lady comes up to me and says:

 

"hi, today im only stopping people eating oranges to try and..."

 

for fucks sake lady, what kind of crap is that? to actually believe you i think my IQ would have to be under about 85, are you insulting my intelligence? Not to mention the fact that before you tried to talk to me, you just got brushed off by someone else who you were trying to accost who clearly was not eating an orange.

 

leave me alone!

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Yesterday at supermarket... being accosted into trying a carb-free summit. I tried to tell the lady that the low-carb stuff tastes rubbish... conclusion, still tasted rubbish.

 

/rant

 

Fuck I hate pushy people, especially if I'm not in the mood for a battle.

 

Pro Tip for the Hare's is to not make eye contact and to not stop walking.

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not really a rant.

 

played out for the first time this weekend at 420 on saturday at a friend of a friends birthday party. had to put up with the occasional request from the punters, but throughout the night a total fruit loop kept on jumping up and requesting some dmx ( ). i told him i didnt carry any hip hop or rap with me, he begins to have a rant about how much of a shit dj i must be since i dont carry any hip hop with me rah rah rah... but this time upon him jumping down from the stage that the booth is on, he fell face first to the floor, ko'ing himself, losing some teeth and leaving a nice wee puddle of blood.

 

the funny thing was that no one bothered to see if he was alright and left him lying face down on the ground for a good 30 seconds or so.

 

karmas a bitch

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not really a rant.

 

played out for the first time this weekend at 420 on saturday at a friend of a friends birthday party. had to put up with the occasional request from the punters, but throughout the night a total fruit loop kept on jumping up and requesting some dmx ( ). i told him i didnt carry any hip hop or rap with me, he begins to have a rant about how much of a shit dj i must be since i dont carry any hip hop with me rah rah rah... but this time upon him jumping down from the stage that the booth is on, he fell face first to the floor, ko'ing himself, losing some teeth and leaving a nice wee puddle of blood.

 

the funny thing was that no one bothered to see if he was alright and left him lying face down on the ground for a good 30 seconds or so.

 

karmas a bitch

 

lol schooled by the dj gawds! thats epically chur!!!!!!!!

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Yesterday at supermarket... being accosted into trying a carb-free summit. I tried to tell the lady that the low-carb stuff tastes rubbish... conclusion, still tasted rubbish.

 

/rant

 

Fuck I hate pushy people, especially if I'm not in the mood for a battle.

 

Pro Tip for the Hare's is to not make eye contact and to not stop walking.

Meh, I just give them a stern "NO!" when they try to talk to me.

 

Apparently in Vrindavan where the tradition came from, only the most elite Hare's have the right to don the mini back hair piece. Seems every second one you see here has one?

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selling my car soon cause I'm going to Japan so I took it to a valet service to clean cause it had some serious crustyness and marks from my lack of cleaning...

 

got a cut and polish and full interior and exterior clean service plus penciling of a mark, set me back $250. Pretty steep but probably worth it for an immaculately clean car. Except.... it turned out to not be so immaculate and I had to waste an hour in their workshop pointing out where they had obviously not cleaned it. Was extremely pissed off and offered $200 for them trying to rip me off but he wouldn't give my keys back until I paid the full $250.

 

Please do a favour to the world and do NOT ever let anyone use Fairfax Motorcare.

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