Teret Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Is it possible to stop Zak posting pictures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj-control Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 yes if u use a hammer to smash his fingertips then he will stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dold Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 i still keep a photo of hamish under my pillow with me riding bareback on the gallant steed imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merge Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 what. the. fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Awesome Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted September 16, 2009 Author Share Posted September 16, 2009 thread delivers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nato Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 You know what The Black Eyed Peas, I have a feeling that tonight isn't going to be as good as you think it is. FUCK OFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teret Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 people who have a problem with girls wearing tights as pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted September 17, 2009 Author Share Posted September 17, 2009 people who have a problem with girls wearing tights as pants. depends on the girl dude.. im sure zak could dig up a good pic of some fat skank in tights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teret Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 people who have a problem with girls wearing tights as pants. depends on the girl dude.. im sure zak could dig up a good pic of some fat skank in tights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nato Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 people who have a problem with girls wearing tights as pants. Name and shame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grind Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Pixies sold out! Fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merge Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Pixies sold out! Fuck. your fucking kidding me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted September 21, 2009 Author Share Posted September 21, 2009 popups that still take you to the site their advertising even when you click the X in the corner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C Steppa Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 I dunno why it pisses me off so much because i dont like cars and dont care for doing them up but...... That club auto ad where that lady makes out she has a 13b rotary in her chair fucken infuriates me. So much i wanna break the telly and it seems to be on every ad break! Fucken stupid!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penco Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 I dunno why it pisses me off so much because i dont like cars and dont care for doing them up but...... That club auto ad where that lady makes out she has a 13b rotary in her chair fucken infuriates me. So much i wanna break the telly and it seems to be on every ad break! Fucken stupid!!!!! brap brap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teret Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 painfully slow day at the office. *hopes David Brent will bust in with the retard dance* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teret Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 infact so bored I'll post linkage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nato Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Suppose this can go in the daily rant. Saw a chick who looked like Joachim on the way to work this morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzp Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Pritty sure ive seen it too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merge Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 this happened to me end of last week.. I'm driving along the motorway, in the 80km/hr zone immediately preceeding the newmarket overpass/viaduct (where there is currently roadworks working on the new lane) I'm traveling at around 85 km/hr. For say, 500m leading up to the overpass, I notice there is a holden following in my lane behind me (I'm in the slow lane). He is steadily increasing his speed. It gets to the point where he is almost tailgating me in order to push my speed up to around 100 (fair enough - i usually run at 100 in 80k zones on the motorway too) Anyway.. I say fuck it, and begin indicating to switch lanes to the right (into the faster lane) i CLEARLY indicate and move across. Almost simultaneously and quite blatantly intentionally, the holden behind me boosts to right behind me and holds his rediculously close following... i then say to myself 'okay, maybe he was actually just wanting to overtake me' so i indicate again and go to move back to the slow lane. The holden then swerves back into my lane, boosting alongside me and forcing me to suddenly swerve BACK into the fast lane, narrowly missing striking the car. The holden then coasts alongside my car in the left lane, and it is at this point my suspicions are confirmed - its an undercover car... as the loudspeaker booms out 'ah. yea mate, you might want to just get the hell out of the lane'. Now, I'm obviously fucked off at this cop for not only causing a near-crash, but for totally disregarding the road rules by not indicating and tailgating me for absolutely no reason. Its not like i had done anything suspect to suggest he was trying to pull me over in the first place.. and he never had his lights on or anything. When the cop shouted this out to me, i gave him a serious 'what the fuck are you talking about??' look and slowed a second to get his licence number to report him. Unfortunately, almost as if the cop knew I was doing this, he suddently switched 2 lanes and jumped off at the market rd offramp, before I could see the number. Major rant at nothing, but if u had witnessed this, you wouldve thrown something at this cop car.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Awesome Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Suppose this can go in the daily rant. Saw a chick who looked like Joachim on the way to work this morning I recently got this anonymous PM (as I often do): "Dear Doctor, I desperately want to know what Jo is like in the sack, but don't want to make a move on him beacuse I think he's uptight about being gay, what should I do? PS: I think his manly thighs whenever I need help getting off. Regards, XXXX X*" *Rhymes with Hil-O Well Mr XXXX X, I think we all know what you should do now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teret Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 I fuckin love your drivin rants mike. We should get on a road rage bender my driving rant is cunts in the wrong lane who rather than go with the flow come to a complete stop and pit there indicator on till some geezer lets them in :fuckedoff:J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teret Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 My other rant is posting off an itouch. Too many fuckin errors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted September 24, 2009 Author Share Posted September 24, 2009 hot chicks with bum chins.. its over between us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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