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I've got a driving one, not sure if its already been mentioned.

 

I recently got back from a trip the south island. We cruised around in a small camper van it was a 2.5 ltr V6 Turbo diesel so it wasn't a road slug.

 

I hate nothing more on the open road than those certain mother fuckers who like to travel at 90 the whole time and then as soon as there is a passing lane they speed up to 110. I can't fucking understand it. I ended up almost getting many a ticket passing these fools, man it makes me so angry

 

Well that at least feels a little better......until next time.

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On the other hand i hate fuckers in new BMW's/holdens/wannabe's in nissan maximas overtaking at every chance they get for no good reason. Its so funny to see these guys risking there lives to get one space in front... then you get to the kopu bridge and they are a couple of cars in front.

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On the other hand i hate fuckers in new BMW's/holdens/wannabe's in nissan maximas overtaking at every chance they get for no good reason. Its so funny to see these guys risking there lives to get one space in front... then you get to the kopu bridge and they are a couple of cars in front.

this for sure...

i do a lot of driving around our fair nation with surfing and snowboarding and whatnot...

these guys are the reason those tv ad's get made.

and i am not a pussy driver. I am usually behind the wheel of a 2.8L AUDI A4 uattro. and although i am very cruisey and corteous driver, the bitch has got guts for boosts and handles like its on rails so when the time comes to burn road slugs or - in the wee hours test its limits on the straights i'm all over it.

I just think its hilarious/enraging/sad when you see wankers who think that because they have a beast car they need to utilise its power at all costs.

also, truck drivers who tailgate on the open road. bro, i am doing this speed for safety/not getting tickets... back the fuck off.

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The last 10cm of Kebabs. So tasty but so messy.

 

Someone who knows how to roll a good kebab can make the exception to the rule... but 90% of the time it's worth a gripe imo

 

/Rant

 

Have you tried Pita Pit. Not exactly like kebabs, I know. But their rolling skills are impressive. Fully encased like eating a Pie

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The last 10cm of Kebabs. So tasty but so messy.

 

Someone who knows how to roll a good kebab can make the exception to the rule... but 90% of the time it's worth a gripe imo

 

/Rant

 

Have you tried Pita Pit. Not exactly like kebabs, I know. But their rolling skills are impressive. Fully encased like eating a Pie

 

Yep, can't say I rated it... but I think I should give it a 2nd go

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architecture.

 

dont do it.

 

You don't mean it.

 

i really do. its 5 years of intense work, then u come out and half the graduates dont get jobs, the other half get jobs as bumboys at firms, starting on rediculously low pay and doing things like photocopying. i dont know why i did it.

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architecture.

 

dont do it.

 

You don't mean it.

 

i really do. its 5 years of intense work, then u come out and half the graduates dont get jobs, the other half get jobs as bumboys at firms, starting on rediculously low pay and doing things like photocopying. i dont know why i did it.

 

So that in twenty years time you can become senior architect/partner who dosen't know what the fuck he's doing and drives people like me insane

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architecture.

 

dont do it.

 

You don't mean it.

 

i really do. its 5 years of intense work, then u come out and half the graduates dont get jobs, the other half get jobs as bumboys at firms, starting on rediculously low pay and doing things like photocopying. i dont know why i did it.

Because you love it, and have a passion for it. Don't ever forget that. I was the same when i completed my Fine Arts degree. Only 1% of all graduates that come out of that degree ever make it big. We did it for the love. And to make it big. Fuck the haters.

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gangsta media slave whores who bling on the hippy to d hoppita and sit on the bus with their cell phones and play hidious polyphonic commercial hood rat gangsta bling hop so everyone on the bus has to listen.........

Now? should I combat this mass transport scurge? And down load some brutal gash and bust that shit out against these hidious souless bling hop anthems and film these peeps reactions? OR should I just build a bridge and conform and submit to their "fantastic and deep" choons

 

 

thoughts?

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gangsta media slave whores who bling on the hippy to d hoppita and sit on the bus with their cell phones and play hidious polyphonic commercial hood rat gangsta bling hop so everyone on the bus has to listen.........

Now? should I combat this mass transport scurge? And down load some brutal gash and bust that shit out against these hidious souless bling hop anthems and film these peeps reactions? OR should I just build a bridge and conform and submit to their "fantastic and deep" choons

 

 

thoughts?

 

yes... headphones

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gangsta media slave whores who bling on the hippy to d hoppita and sit on the bus with their cell phones and play hidious polyphonic commercial hood rat gangsta bling hop so everyone on the bus has to listen.........

Now? should I combat this mass transport scurge? And down load some brutal gash and bust that shit out against these hidious souless bling hop anthems and film these peeps reactions? OR should I just build a bridge and conform and submit to their "fantastic and deep" choons

 

 

thoughts?

 

yes... headphones

 

for me or them?.....

or both Or all

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gangsta media slave whores who bling on the hippy to d hoppita and sit on the bus with their cell phones and play hidious polyphonic commercial hood rat gangsta bling hop so everyone on the bus has to listen.........

Now? should I combat this mass transport scurge? And down load some brutal gash and bust that shit out against these hidious souless bling hop anthems and film these peeps reactions? OR should I just build a bridge and conform and submit to their "fantastic and deep" choons

 

 

thoughts?

 

yes... headphones

 

for me or them?.....

or both Or all

 

Would work either way

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The last 10cm of Kebabs. So tasty but so messy.

 

Someone who knows how to roll a good kebab can make the exception to the rule... but 90% of the time it's worth a gripe imo

 

/Rant

 

Have you tried Pita Pit. Not exactly like kebabs, I know. But their rolling skills are impressive. Fully encased like eating a Pie

 

Yep, can't say I rated it... but I think I should give it a 2nd go

 

Sorry to barge in but the pita pit is gangster. The one in high st sucks but the one in takapuna is dope. Mondays for a large falafel $7.50.

The one in takapuna always has toasted breakfast pitas, bacon egg etc..the high st does not (last time I went anyway)

 

I would get this shit anyday over having some ropey ass turk with pubic hair flailing out the top of his shirt amongst his gold chain who has been up all night fingering his ropey mrs with unsightly hair flailing out the top of her shirt, make me a kebab.

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I would get this shit anyday over having some ropey ass turk with pubic hair flailing out the top of his shirt amongst his gold chain who has been up all night fingering his ropey mrs with unsightly hair flailing out the top of her shirt, make me a kebab.

 

fuckin lol

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The last 10cm of Kebabs. So tasty but so messy.

 

Someone who knows how to roll a good kebab can make the exception to the rule... but 90% of the time it's worth a gripe imo

 

/Rant

 

Have you tried Pita Pit. Not exactly like kebabs, I know. But their rolling skills are impressive. Fully encased like eating a Pie

 

Yep, can't say I rated it... but I think I should give it a 2nd go

 

Sorry to barge in but the pita pit is gangster. The one in high st sucks but the one in takapuna is dope. Mondays for a large falafel $7.50.

The one in takapuna always has toasted breakfast pitas, bacon egg etc..the high st does not (last time I went anyway)

 

I would get this shit anyday over having some ropey ass turk with pubic hair flailing out the top of his shirt amongst his gold chain who has been up all night fingering his ropey mrs with unsightly hair flailing out the top of her shirt, make me a kebab.

 

High Street does all that now too. tbh I was a huge fan but now it seems more like an equally expensive, slightly less processed subway.

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