Merge Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 {inspired by recent Daily Rant news} kicking it off with: Everybody Hates Chris Reba The Colbert Report Wipeout Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (words cannot describe how crap this is) Observe and Report (new Seth Rogen film) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C Steppa Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Observe and Report (new Seth Rogen film) What the hell was he thinking aye?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nato Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 88 Minutes. Words can't even begin to describe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merge Posted September 15, 2009 Author Share Posted September 15, 2009 Observe and Report...the entire movie is just Seth Rogan saying 'fuck you' to as many people as he can. it starts fairly strong, but within 20 mins you realise the movie is going absolutely nowhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taiko Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nato Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Observe and Report...the entire movie is just Seth Rogan saying 'fuck you' to as many people as he can. it starts fairly strong, but within 20 mins you realise the movie is going absolutely nowhere. Saw the trailer for it when we went to Inglourious Basterds and it didn't even look remotely funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thr339z Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 my bloody valentine.....its like a 13 year old getting their first taste of poon...hard and fast for the first two minutes then 118 minutes of apologies.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merge Posted September 16, 2009 Author Share Posted September 16, 2009 my bloody valentine.....its like a 13 year old getting their first taste of poon...hard and fast for the first two minutes then 118 minutes of apologies.... i have to be honest i enjoyed my bloody valentine. its just fun, full-on gore. its not really trying to be anything its not, simply messy kills and a funny who-dunnit storyline.. there are far worse horrors out there from recent years. like Prom night for example. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C Steppa Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 or house of wax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thr339z Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 my bloody valentine.....its like a 13 year old getting their first taste of poon...hard and fast for the first two minutes then 118 minutes of apologies.... i have to be honest i enjoyed my bloody valentine. its just fun, full-on gore. its not really trying to be anything its not, simply messy kills and a funny who-dunnit storyline.. there are far worse horrors out there from recent years. like Prom night for example. I will give you that....like I see its merits as a "good fun splatter" but to me it was just had a way more transparent plot than most films of its genre.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Awesome Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Teeth. One of the worst films I've ever seen. Starts of kinda good but turns downhill so fucking fast with the highground moral-come-religious bullshit and the two dimensional characters (Badboy step brother who's into anal, wtf?). Oh and, Cougar Club. Don't even ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C Steppa Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 18 year Old virgin is fucken terrible aswell http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1294969/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teret Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Reba This Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surface Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 i actually sat down and watched a full episode of wipeout the other nyt, normally i hate anythin american like that but i duno.. i guess i got attached to the main characters hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam b aka Antic Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 {inspired by recent Daily Rant news} kicking it off with: Everybody Hates Chris Reba The Colbert Report Wipeout Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (words cannot describe how crap this is) Observe and Report (new Seth Rogen film) I don't get it whats wrong with the Colbert report? That show is classic. You should check out the video on you tube of Stephen Colbert at the white house correspondents dinner. Colbert is invited to speak at a dinner for George Bush. Somehow Bush's administration didn't realize his show is a total parody of republicans. Colbert gets up and gives a 20 minute speech with george bush sitting right there next to him on stage and he absolutely kneecaps him. Says some of the most honest epicly critical things of Bush's administration it's funny as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 yeah, i quite like it aswell to be honest. the only segment that gets to me is the 'formidable opponent' thing where he debates against himself. the rest is gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C Steppa Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Doesnt even come close to John Stewart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EuphoricMilk Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 The Colbert Report Was going to have a little wee rage at this but I see I've been beaten to it, haven't viewed much crap lately, using the internet for all my viewing has it's benefits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Grant Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 The Hills The Real Orange County or any pretentious, predominantly upper class-snob-head-up-my-ass-white-boy TV Reality show. @ 88 minutes.. WTF were you thinking Al? must be getting lazy these days. Any movie with Toby Maguire, don't know why but he has that kinda face you just want to throw a large brick at Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taiko Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 The Hills Take that back! This is quality guilty trash imo (just below ANTM). The Colbert Report is a pisstake and shouldn’t be seen as anything more. Stephen is playing a character. I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C Steppa Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 The Colbert Report is a pisstake and shouldn’t be seen as anything more. Stephen is playing a character. I like it. Tru that. I just fucken hate his character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merge Posted September 17, 2009 Author Share Posted September 17, 2009 I don't get it whats wrong with the Colbert report? That show is classic. each to their own but i have yet to laugh once at anything he's said.. i completely understand that it is a parody and that he is 'playing a character' but that still doesnt make it funny.. all his one-liners and pokes at dick cheney, etc are so dry they make me cringe.. it's all of the jokes everyone thinks up in their heads but dont bother saying them out loud because they aren't worthy of mention...yet he mentions them.. he's stolen material from a number of predecessors and 90% of his 'segments' are derived from Letterman (or more recently John Stewart). The late show I got into because it was actually intelligent rhetoric.. Colbert however seems to target numb-minded individuals by stating the obvious.. I've given the show plenty of chances but its come to a point where i have to switch the channel because it infuriates me so much. ahh god bless the Daily Rant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taiko Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Colbert however seems to target numb-minded individuals by stating the obvious.. Republicans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 90% of his 'segments' are derived from Letterman (or more recently John Stewart). Most of his segments etc are actually parody of The O'Reilly Factor. His character idolises Bill O'Reilly... one of the biggest media tards out there. The Word = Talking Points, for eg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phonetics Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 ignore all tv shows...my tv hasn't been on in about 3 months now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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