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(She is) Probably Asian too. (Her) English is terrible.

 

I like how anyone who has bad English is instantly Asian.

Err, that would be a little 'p', no?

 

It wouldn't be capitalised if the stuff in the parenthesise was to be added, otherwise you would start the sentence with a capital.

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I got this cryptic email the other day.

The formatting is copied directly.

 

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I got this one the other day lol

reminds of george (cant spell last name) from fonejacker!

 

 

 

 

Security Alert From African Development Bank Accra Ghana‏

From: Hammond Phillip (jameswilkie@orangehome.co.uk)

Medium riskYou may not know this sender.Mark as safe|Mark as junk

Sent: Tuesday, 15 June 2010 11:45:34 a.m.

To:

EMAIL TRANSMISSION

 

ATTN: Beneficiary,

 

There is an issue with the World Bank Creditors in the amount of $12.5 Million Dollars directed in cash credited to file KTU/ 9023118308/03,at

the Owner of this email address which has now been reverted to the AFRICAN DEVELOPMET BANK OF GHANA a couple of hours ago due to the Recent

Homeland Security Act which prevented large sum of money.

 

In view of several efforts already made by us to contact you for the following reasons based on the new account submitted to this office on

your behalf.

 

 

 

(1) My Office desks have just received a sworn affidavit from Mr. Maxwell Taylor of Germany to re-route your payment( 18.5 M) into a new

bank account number as stated "VACAP" Federal Credit Union, 1700 Robin Hood Road,Richmond, VA

23220.Account number 32501.of Mr. Maxwell Taylor.

(2) Please, confirm to our department if you have instructed Mr. Maxwell Taylor to appoint an attorney/agent on your behalf thereby

asking that he receive cash Remittance on your behalf.

 

(3) It has come to our notice that you are Being contacted by unauthorized individuals with respect to your Compensation but

unfortunately this office is not aware of your Unofficial dealings and warned that it is at your own risk.

 

Get back to me on the following email: hammondundata1@hotmail.com

 

Best Regards,

Mr. Hammond Phillip,

Protocol Officer.

 

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Hi,friend

 

I find good Chinese website which is www.cnmele1.info. It sell electronic product. All them are brand new and original and they have all cheap price and high quality. The company deal with tariff for us. One my friends order Apple laptop. It only take a week to get.

 

Let us enjoy the happiness of shopping.

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Subject: hi,,,e....*! !--l

 

Hi,friend

 

I find good Chinese website which is www.cnmele1.info. It sell electronic product. All them are brand new and original and they have all cheap price and high quality. The company deal with tariff for us. One my friends order Apple laptop. It only take a week to get.

 

Let us enjoy the happiness of shopping.

 

 

OMG LOL!!!

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Subject: hi,,,e....*! !--l

 

Hi,friend

 

I find good Chinese website which is www.cnmele1.info. It sell electronic product. All them are brand new and original and they have all cheap price and high quality. The company deal with tariff for us. One my friends order Apple laptop. It only take a week to get.

 

Let us enjoy the happiness of shopping.

 

haha so fail.

 

mate of mine just had his credit account vacuumed by some asians...possibly to pay for driving and english lessons

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