Pakage Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 (edited) Someone on Reddit just posted this old College humor article claiming that its about a 50:50 split between people who stand and people who sit while wiping their ass. http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1725972 Im just curious to see if these stats are in anyway accurate as it says 'go ask the next 10 people you see' to verify them. Feel free to sit or stand while you cast your vote, i wont discriminate. Discussion encouraged but not necessarily needed. Edited December 8, 2010 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penco Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 i stand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dold Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 woops i accidently voted standing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Known One Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 mind = blown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted December 8, 2010 Author Share Posted December 8, 2010 woops i accidently voted standing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 standing??! wtf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave dub Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 i stand me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatrixquiddo Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 To be honest, in a public toilet situation, you want to get your cheeks of that seat ASAP. I usually do the first one sitting and then stand up and do the necessary amount to finish the job. In the comfort of your own home however you can chill on the seat till your hearts content. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dold Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 To be honest, in a public toilet situation, you want to get your cheeks of that seat ASAP. I usually do the first one sitting and then stand up and do the necessary amount to finish the job. In the comfort of your own home however you can chill on the seat till your hearts content. seriously though, do people actually stand up to wipe their arse? hactual? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted December 8, 2010 Author Share Posted December 8, 2010 (edited) seriously though, do people actually stand up to wipe their arse? hactual? We have 2 yes's so far. So it looks like it. My major gripes with standing would be that firstly; wouldnt any left over poo/splash back get squished between your butt cheeks? and secondly; wouldnt it be kinda hard to get in there when your standing and hence your cheeks are together? jus' sayin personally, im all about the sitting 1 cheek lean. Edited December 8, 2010 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dold Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 I think you would definitely have to have one foot up on the seat, for a bit of clearance between each cheek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penco Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 you telling me you guys don't do the ol' left to right and reverse wipes? gotta be trollin'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeb Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 to be sitting you would have to do a back to front wipe..... aka.....anal to balls wipe...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted December 9, 2010 Author Share Posted December 9, 2010 what part of sitting makes a front to back wipe impossible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dold Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 thread of the year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Is it safe to assume that all the regulars who didn't post in this thread are also standers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 ... no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Next level poos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave dub Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 personally, im all about the sitting 1 cheek lean. may have to try this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C Steppa Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perceptualChaos Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nato Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 to be sitting you would have to do a back to front wipe..... aka.....anal to balls wipe...... Bro you reach-around the back, not through the legs like a girl.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted December 9, 2010 Author Share Posted December 9, 2010 to be sitting you would have to do a back to front wipe..... aka.....anal to balls wipe...... Bro you reach-around the back, not through the legs like a girl.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Awesome Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 I'm so confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C Steppa Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 This thread is next level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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