Ignition Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 reach-around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taiko Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 mind = blown. Definite late contender for thread of the year imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakomi Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Is it safe to assume that all the regulars who didn't post in this thread are also standers? How did I miss this Standing ftw Well more like horse stance squat action. The wide leg stance removes all chance of squeeze cheek mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzp Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Ass drag on floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatrixquiddo Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 seriously though, do people actually stand up to wipe their arse? hactual? We have 2 yes's so far. So it looks like it. My major gripes with standing would be that firstly; wouldnt any left over poo/splash back get squished between your butt cheeks? and secondly; wouldnt it be kinda hard to get in there when your standing and hence your cheeks are together? jus' sayin personally, im all about the sitting 1 cheek lean. An understandable concern, however the standing wipe should not be attempted if there is an excessive amount of dangleage, (and most certainly not attempted in the unfortunate event of bum wees). As the anus, if functioning properly, should act as a natural "sausage making machine", flexing back and snipping off the turd nuggets in manageable portions, unless however it is not functioning properly (prison, gay relations etc) you may have excess left around the inner bum cheeks. In most cases the stand up technique can push together the excess and reduce the amount of spread area (often wiping it on a large area can just move it around further), and rolling it up in a tidier package..imagine say, rolling up playdough between your palms to make a noodle shape, or shuffling powder with credit card into an easy to snort line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C Steppa Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Awesome Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 seriously though, do people actually stand up to wipe their arse? hactual? We have 2 yes's so far. So it looks like it. My major gripes with standing would be that firstly; wouldnt any left over poo/splash back get squished between your butt cheeks? and secondly; wouldnt it be kinda hard to get in there when your standing and hence your cheeks are together? jus' sayin personally, im all about the sitting 1 cheek lean. An understandable concern, however the standing wipe should not be attempted if there is an excessive amount of dangleage, (and most certainly not attempted in the unfortunate event of bum wees). As the anus, if functioning properly, should act as a natural "sausage making machine", flexing back and snipping off the turd nuggets in manageable portions, unless however it is not functioning properly (prison, gay relations etc) you may have excess left around the inner bum cheeks. In most cases the stand up technique can push together the excess and reduce the amount of spread area (often wiping it on a large area can just move it around further), and rolling it up in a tidier package..imagine say, rolling up playdough between your palms to make a noodle shape, or shuffling powder with credit card into an easy to snort line. Dr Quiddo imho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphra Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 to be sitting you would have to do a back to front wipe..... aka.....anal to balls wipe...... Bro you reach-around the back, not through the legs like a girl.. Bro, girls don't do that. Doing that = possible UTI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thr339z Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 well///it took a thread like this to get me out of my lurk cave... well done.... Standing =wtf? heres why its a wtf moment for me... after the joys of toilet training my lil redstar and the multiple wipeages I have had to do...< and now I have taught him the merits of the "sit and wipe" he said it best.... "daddy! did u know... its way better to sit on the toilet and wipe cos you then dont get an itchy bum".. All I can gether from his innocent 4 year old realiseation..is that sitting is much better due to the amount of area of the anus you can clean whilst wiping and sitting... I guess what my son was tryna say is that wen he used to stand and wipe kling ons were still present thus making his bum itchy, as they do... and now , they arnt...sitting for the win , unless in the worst toilet in (insert city name here) then standing toileting is a must < now back to lurking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banga Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Standing for me with the slight forward leaning crouch.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nato Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 to be sitting you would have to do a back to front wipe..... aka.....anal to balls wipe...... Bro you reach-around the back, not through the legs like a girl.. Bro, girls don't do that. Doing that = possible UTI Even more reason to avoid it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Awesome Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 to be sitting you would have to do a back to front wipe..... aka.....anal to balls wipe...... Bro you reach-around the back, not through the legs like a girl.. Bro, girls don't do that. Doing that = possible UTI Ha, inferior design. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted December 13, 2010 Author Share Posted December 13, 2010 I guess what my son was tryna say is that wen he used to stand and wipe kling ons were still present thus making his bum itchy, as they do... and now , they arnt...sitting for the win This was going to be my basic retort to Dr Quiddo's reply. Wouldnt you want to wipe when the most of the anus is exposed rather than furled up again so that when you sit down, say at the chair at your desk, the areas which were previously unreachable due to your standing position now become slightly exposed because of your sitting position and expose shit to your underwear and other surroundings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeb Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 you mother fuckers must have tiny dicks cos if i do the one cheek lift my junk touches the bowl and that is so not cool,not even in my own toilet.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted December 18, 2010 Author Share Posted December 18, 2010 You're sitting too far forward mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagermikester Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Yeah, what Zeb said, but if you sit any further back it's the hand/soiled paper touching the seat.... Not into the Junk touching the bowl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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