Pakage Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Since it seems like this is serious business here's the definitive multi choice poll. Vote away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banga Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Stand and fold is the pro technique. Standing with the slight forward crouch gives maximum exposure while folded TP gives maximum coverage.. tis simple science.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penco Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Stand and fold is the pro technique. Standing with the slight forward crouch gives maximum exposure while folded TP gives maximum coverage.. tis simple science.. fucking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lobotomy Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 i ain't changing my habits I'm a neat person so folding and sitting all the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nato Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Folding and sitting here. Can't even imagine what sort of person rocks the stand and scrunch. I can actually speak with some authority on the matter as while in Asia I've had to rock the squat quite a number of times which in turn forces a kind of semi-stand hunched over wipe technique. I find it not only less effective, I also lose quite a lot of accuracy and traction in slippery conditions. Sit, fold, take your time. It's the one place where you can truly be a king. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eaze Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 I'm a neat person so folding and sitting all the way same here plus standing uses more vital energy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phonetics Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Stand and fold is the pro technique. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted December 16, 2010 Author Share Posted December 16, 2010 Sit, fold, take your time. It's the one place where you can truly be a king. "Home is where you can poop for as long as you like" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dold Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Stand and fold is the pro technique. Haha, i serously have a hard time comprehending the stand. it had never crossed my mind that people actually do this until the last couple of craazzzy days. dont you feel retarded/awkward? like do you bend over to help spread the cheeks, or put one foot up on the seat or something? is this something you were taught from when you were an infant, or did you adopt this technique as your got older? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Awesome Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Needs more crouch and scoop methodology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam b aka Antic Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Haha, i serously have a hard time comprehending the stand. it had never crossed my mind that people actually do this until the last couple of craazzzy days. dont you feel retarded/awkward? like do you bend over to help spread the cheeks, or put one foot up on the seat or something? is this something you were taught from when you were an infant, or did you adopt this technique as your got older? I'm a stand and folder, have been all my life. Although it's not really a stand, it's more of a squat. Kind of like a downhill ski jumper but with legs shoulder width apart. Right elbow on right knee for vital stability and my more dexterous left hand (I'm a lefty) employed in the detail/precision wipe work. As to the development of this technique my Dad taught me to fold but the ski squat is entirely of my own invention. Hope this clears things up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Known One Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Theres a theory floating around that the standers often had toilet's as youngsters where the roll of paper was out of arm reach for little arms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted December 17, 2010 Author Share Posted December 17, 2010 hmm, interesting mark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave dub Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Stand and fold is the pro technique. Standing with the slight forward crouch gives maximum exposure while folded TP gives maximum coverage.. tis simple science.. fucking second that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave dub Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 just a thought.. this only applies to "sitters".. what do you guys end up doing when you run out of TP? i mean if you guys refuse to stand whilst wiping your bum, how do you deal with having to get up to go get more TP from under the sink/where-ever TP is stashed? is such a moment one of great difficulty and pressure trying not to smudge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 just a thought.. this only applies to "sitters".. what do you guys end up doing when you run out of TP? i mean if you guys refuse to stand whilst wiping your bum, how do you deal with having to get up to go get more TP from under the sink/where-ever TP is stashed? is such a moment one of great difficulty and pressure trying not to smudge? If you run out you just stand and deal with the consequences, later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penco Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 the cylinder scoop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dold Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 just a thought.. this only applies to "sitters".. what do you guys end up doing when you run out of TP? i mean if you guys refuse to stand whilst wiping your bum, how do you deal with having to get up to go get more TP from under the sink/where-ever TP is stashed? is such a moment one of great difficulty and pressure trying not to smudge? if you're smart (and us sitters obviously are) you make sure there is ample TP pre poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subverse Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 just a thought.. this only applies to "sitters".. what do you guys end up doing when you run out of TP? i mean if you guys refuse to stand whilst wiping your bum, how do you deal with having to get up to go get more TP from under the sink/where-ever TP is stashed? is such a moment one of great difficulty and pressure trying not to smudge? if you're smart (and us sitters obviously are) you make sure there is ample TP pre poo. I can't this enough. so essential Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Known One Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 the cylinder scoop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Awesome Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 On the subject of checking for paper before planting ones self: Since I've been doing heaps of on-site / field work for the last 4 or so months (Averaging more than 600km a month driving round AKL) I've begun to carry one of those camping toilet rolls in my car (also hand sanitiser). Things get heavy when you've gotta take a shit in a public toilet somewhere in the back of Papakura at 10:30 on a Monday morning. Saved me a few times now, couldn't recommend it enough if you're operating in hostile terrain well away from friendly air support. Oh, and I've worked out a rule: Anywhere people walk around with Hi-Vis on the toilets are guaranteed to be shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lobotomy Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 this thread is a MASSIVE lol at work thanks for making this 10hr shift bearable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thr339z Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Wow! truly next level... I dont think I will look at many of you the same ever again.... in my humble opinion I would have to say that in all the time I have been on this site , these varients of thread topics have been the most entertaining.... for the record, sit fold... nuff sed .... HAHAHA the science that is involved with shitting and wiping. brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perceptualChaos Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 I generally do a sit and bunch.... There are a lot of squat toilets here though, and I sometimes stand because the squat and wipe can be pretty uncomfortable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phonetics Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Haha, i serously have a hard time comprehending the stand. it had never crossed my mind that people actually do this until the last couple of craazzzy days. dont you feel retarded/awkward? like do you bend over to help spread the cheeks, or put one foot up on the seat or something? is this something you were taught from when you were an infant, or did you adopt this technique as your got older? I'm a stand and folder, have been all my life. Although it's not really a stand, it's more of a squat. Kind of like a downhill ski jumper but with legs shoulder width apart. Right elbow on right knee for vital stability and my more dexterous left hand (I'm a lefty) employed in the detail/precision wipe work. As to the development of this technique my Dad taught me to fold but the ski squat is entirely of my own invention. Hope this clears things up. i fully stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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