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<t>Do you get lint ballz?</t>  

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  1. 1. Do you get lint ballz?

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    • Nah I have a piercing
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    • Nah I shave my chest
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    • Nah I haven't been through puberty
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Been eating a bit too much yummy Japanese food Tim?

 

Perhaps too much beer and saki......

 

If your belly has got a bit bigger the angle of your belly button can change, which in turn makes it a lint trap. Also there would be more friction from the t shirt to your belly.

 

extreme T shirt business

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well I was convinced that friction of stomach hair with t-shirt creates the lint and a slight buildup of static electricity attracts the lint into the belly button. It could be as you say that I'm just getting fatter and hairier (more friction), but if it were that simple I would expect it to be more common than it seems to be - I'm sure some of you are fatter and hairier than me heh. The winter is a lot drier here in the winter than NZ which could potentially explain that, but then it should go away in summer which I don't think happens. Or Craig may be onto something with the different washing powders. I might try switching it up.

 

Extreme business indeed.

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Georg Steinhauser established that shaving one's belly will result in a fluff-free navel but only until the hairs grow back.
A body piercing can also be used, with belly button rings particularly effective at sweeping away fibres before they lodge

 

There you go bro, shave your stomach or get a piercing, the choice is yours.

 

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There you go bro, shave your stomach or get a piercing, the choice is yours.

 

 

We can't have Tim doing either of those options otherwise his raw sex appeal would make it impossible for any other man to find a girlfriend. We just scrape by as it is, this would tip the balance and create a fervor not yet seen by man.

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Oh and also my custom title is a laugh, who's the joker responsible?

 

probably the same joker responsible for the "dub step" forum... we believe someone has hacked into our high security administration system to "fuck with our shit". We have given our records to the authorities, and now all we can do is sit quietly and wait for the police to stop this serial cyber criminal before he hurts someone else.

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