Beach Balls...

[robyn]

This from a London Newspaper...

 

Swimmer trapped by beach balls

 

A man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deckchair and found that his testicles had become trapped between two slats of wood. Mario Visnjic had been swimming naked off Valalta beach in Croatia and his testicles had shrunk in the cool sea. When he sat down they slipped through the slats and then, as he lay in the sun, expanded back to normal size. He was freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deckchair in half.

 

Bahahahahaahaha

[Nato]

Oh thats classic shit. And your sig goes so well, What would MacGuyver do?

[Known One]

Dunno if MacGuyver's trusty pocket knife would cut through the chair... although, there IS plan B...

[Sentient]

At a party one night we spent about 5 hours trying to remember what Macgyver's real name was. Was Macgyver his first name, as in, he had a last name also? Or was 'Macgyver' his full and only name? Or perhaps Macgyver was his last name and he had a first? There was no internet available to sort it out, but I sent the people concerned a text the next afternoon. Turns out his full name is 'Angus Macgyver'. Can't get more Scottish than that yo. :drogar-laugh(dbg):

[Pakage]

ouch