Christie Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Harry Enfield just because I find it damn funny (yeah I know I need to watch all these programmes I am so behind on everything!!) Bo Selecta or Little Brittan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 you really should watch the young ones christie, its pretty damn funny. fuck yeah, that is the funniest shit. highly recomended. although they hardly made enough episodes before they stopped :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bugsy Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Harry Enfield just because I find it damn funny (yeah I know I need to watch all these programmes I am so behind on everything!!) Bo Selecta or Little Brittan little britain ... anne is the best! eh eh eeeeeeeeh! friends (tv show) or gauging your eyes and ears out with a blunt shovel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted September 16, 2006 Author Share Posted September 16, 2006 oh the choices the choices.. gouging please 24 Vs. Lost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Awesome Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Lost but both the storylines are becoming increasingly unbeleviable :s Prison Break or anything else on during that timeslot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dold Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 il say anything else cause iv never watched prison break. should i start drinking now, or a little bit later? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted September 16, 2006 Author Share Posted September 16, 2006 now! get messy on it! ps. prison break rocks the house! leapord skin vs tiger skin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thr339z Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 I cant belive no one sed the sopranos, in the prison break vs any other programmes,,,, sheeeeeesh,,, what the fux going on tigerskin, its more jungle tastic... being force fed a handfull o platonium VS being force fed a hand full of human shit....*heheheheheheheh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Awesome Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 The shit. That ammount Plutonium would defintly kill you outright if not due to cancer later on. at best you would have 12 hours to live. firstly your digestive tract would suffer as it would be to hard to get into your mouth. wich leads me on to the next part. a sphere of Plutonium 10cm's in diamatere weighs 10 kg's, and assuming it is enriched properly it could at this point spontainlously catch on fire and with plutonium that is treated correctly it may have a critical mass equivlant to hte amount you got forced down your throat. The main worry would be radiation however. the amount you abosrobed would be enough to kill you as only 0.078 microcuries in your organs is considered toxic. because it emits alpha radiation it wouldnt travel through your body but the ammount it gave off would cause acute and rapid radiation posioning. The tasty effects of the radiation would be as the folowing: As it is abosrobed into your body you immediatly become dissorentated and fall into a coma (caused by activation of chemical receptors in the brain by the radiation) whislt bleeding incontrolably out of you mouth. All cells near the plutonium would die instantly and your bone marrow would die. the neverious system would colapse as it to was destroyed (causing death (this would be what killed you first)) All the cells in your digestive tract would die causing your insides to be excreeted out in a watery mess, massive hemoraging internaly (as your circlitory system falls apart)(casuing death). Brain death (causing brain death), respotory failure as those cells died (causing death). A heart attack/blood clot as your heard stoped (casuing death) later, secondary infections due to a colapse of the imune system (casuing death), and you would become permantly sterile. also cancer almost always imedaialty sets in as cells that do devide are damaged. On another note if that DID happen to you, would A) prefer to have life support turned off or B) not (chances are you would be in a coma and death is more than 100% certan) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thr339z Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 The shit. That ammount Plutonium would defintly kill you outright if not due to cancer later on. at best you would have 12 hours to live. firstly your digestive tract would suffer as it would be to hard to get into your mouth. wich leads me on to the next part. a sphere of Plutonium 10cm's in diamatere weighs 10 kg's, and assuming it is enriched properly it could at this point spontainlously catch on fire and with plutonium that is treated correctly it may have a critical mass equivlant to hte amount you got forced down your throat. The main worry would be radiation however. the amount you abosrobed would be enough to kill you as only 0.078 microcuries in your organs is considered toxic. because it emits alpha radiation it wouldnt travel through your body but the ammount it gave off would cause acute and rapid radiation posioning. The tasty effects of the radiation would be as the folowing: As it is abosrobed into your body you immediatly become dissorentated and fall into a coma (caused by activation of chemical receptors in the brain by the radiation) whislt bleeding incontrolably out of you mouth. All cells near the plutonium would die instantly and your bone marrow would die. the neverious system would colapse as it to was destroyed (causing death (this would be what killed you first)) All the cells in your digestive tract would die causing your insides to be excreeted out in a watery mess, massive hemoraging internaly (as your circlitory system falls apart)(casuing death). Brain death (causing brain death), respotory failure as those cells died (causing death). A heart attack/blood clot as your heard stoped (casuing death) later, secondary infections due to a colapse of the imune system (casuing death), and you would become permantly sterile. also cancer almost always imedaialty sets in as cells that do devide are damaged. On another note if that DID happen to you, would A) prefer to have life support turned off or B) not (chances are you would be in a coma and death is more than 100% certan) FANTASTIC! well done dr ..... I would take the instant death I think . yup fo shizzle/// Being Osama Bin Laden for a day in the USA vs Being George Bush ANYWHERE in the mid east for a day, (and when I mean for a day in these places , i mean bing them as we know them and rolling around the place in public Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skono Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 without bodyguards? I'd rather be Osama in US, cos everyone would recoil in fear, and i'd probably just get arrested. Being Bush in the mideast w/out bodyguards would be terrible. They'd probably tear you limb-by-limb with goats or bury you alive or force-feed you oil a la Three Kings or some shit... swimming in raw sewerage vs eating your own finger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 raw sewage - sure id spew, but I use my fingers =p TACTILE or MISTICAL? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future One Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Mistical... x100 Vodka or Gin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christie Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 vodka by far I can't stand gin ewwwwww full itchy body rash that lasted forever vs a gnagreen leg that had to be amputated?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted September 17, 2006 Author Share Posted September 17, 2006 amputated leg! being eternally itchy would suck! fruit Vs. vegetables Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christie Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 fruit they are normally so sweet and nice! (although I like vegies too) broken arm vs broken leg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thr339z Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 broken.... jus cos u get a cast and can draw on it,,, playing in a band vs the band playing you. (and wen I say "playing you" use ur imagination, and when I say band I say BIG BAND) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thr339z Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 playing in a band being subjected 2 3 dyas of constant country and western music (with no escape) VS Being subjected to 3 days of a christian rock fest (with no escape) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted September 19, 2006 Author Share Posted September 19, 2006 guh.. country.. punching trees vs. punching brick walls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. MuN Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 punching trees -- at least the bark might come off, not just the skin on your hands like punching a brick wall. Necrophelia vs Fecaelphelia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted September 19, 2006 Author Share Posted September 19, 2006 fecal.. doing dead people is waaay sick masochist Vs. sadist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Awesome Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 masochist Vs. sadist sadist.... sif getting hurt Caligynephobia or Anemophobia ps i didnt know what they were untill i looked them up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pakages sis Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Okay I leant something new... Caligynephobia- fear of beautiful women Anemophobia- fear of wind I would rather be caligynephobic ! because I dont see them around often..haha joking FYI while I was on my phobia lesson I also learnt: Oneirogmophobia- the fear of wet dreams!! they scare me too! Okay people: G-string OR those cute bum showing little shorts/hotpants/panties? PS WHAT are those things called??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted September 21, 2006 Author Share Posted September 21, 2006 hot pants FTW! a mankini or boardshorts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madz Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 mankini or boardshorts Boardies Lipgloss VS lipstick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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