AbsoluteValue Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 A few of us have been talking about this at safari....and i finally found the article i saw about it......... Friday December 9, 2005 By Grace Green MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother! "I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would. "But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' " But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark. "Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since." The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life. "Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel. "The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times. "But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls. "She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic. "The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that." When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine. "The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her. "As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams. "I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been." Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes. "Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel. http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20051209/113414040002.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 well at least it stopped there... if it had gone any further it would have been just weird =p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Awesome Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 imagen if they didnt find out intil like 3 months down the track or somthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nato Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 I'm still struggling to find the bad side of this.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard M Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 On the good side of online dating... My flatmate hooked this crazy girlie (through online dating) who would break into our house during the day... wash our dishes... do his laundry... then do my laundry ??? (Heck Yeah) and leave before we got home~!!! CRAZY~!!! He also says it's the best untapped resource for desperate boody and easy lays~!!! NB: Was a shame when he broke it off... She stalked him for awhile and now I've got dirty socks! Playa Playa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nato Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Richard, that is awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard M Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Yeah... I was well stoked for a couple of weeks!!! It's a shame that "All good things must come to an end" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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