Grind Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Where has everyone gone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 :nixweiss: im still here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nato Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Possibly outside trying to get their tan on for summer. Nothing worse than the sickly whitish-grey skintone brought about by a winter spent on the computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 mmmmm geek tan.. who the hell has time for a real tan these days? pastey is the new tan anywayz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser S Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 yeah in the sunbeds geting a tan..... shit what the f^&k? i mean yeah outside! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Known One Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Thought we were playing dead till the Princess of Spam stops raping us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 well, it looks like shes gone now... yeah, fuck tanning.. isnt that what you do when its summer anyways? when its actually hot, not freezing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 i kinda umm.. banned her for a little while... shes no longer banned though.. we'll c if she makes a comeback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo Custard Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 i kinda umm.. banned her for a little while... shes no longer banned though.. we'll c if she makes a comeback. HUZZAH HUZZAH!! ALL REJOICE, THE FOUL DEMON HAS BEEN CLEANSED FROM OUR MIDST. ALL HAIL PAKAGE !! HUZZAH HUZZAH !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christie Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 yay! Oh for tans not sure if I am quite ready to bring my pasty white body out of hiding yet anyone had spray tan before?? All the joys of a tan but no bad rays! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Awesome Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 kekeke the witch is dead... dont spary on suntans allways end with streak marks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christie Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Not if you get it done professional they can look quite good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madz Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 I'm not dead. Part-time mangled corpse this week though. I havn't been spray tanned myself, but having watched many others dabble with the miracle-orange I do know that should you venture down that dubious path you should be REEALLY careful, and do NOT put it on your face. In sixth form my arch-enemy/nemesis Carly Honey got spray tanned to hideous effect. It was awesome, she looked so hilarious. She got so much crap, and it wasn't like I needed any new material. Man highschool makes you mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grind Posted October 11, 2006 Author Share Posted October 11, 2006 Yeah, that orangey spray-tan look on girls is wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madz Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Nobody likes to be reminded of an Orangutan when they're looking at their girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christie Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Nobody likes to be reminded of an Orangutan when they're looking at their girl. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Sides hurt love it and the story sounds familiar to someone I know *damn crack whore* But if you get it done at the right place it can look good Take it nobody here has had that experience? damn will just have to show my pearlie white legs and blind everybody but we are all geeks in here we should do it all at the same time then people in outta space will see the shine!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madz Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 When I am, on occasion, dragged kicking and screaming from my little electrical cave I make sure to liberally bathe in sunscreen. I like my ethereal luminescent glow. Plus, if I get a tan the KKK might revoke my season membership, then I might actually have to start paying the little african kids who clean my house. Horror! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Awesome Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 I wouldnt worry about the africans.... I can get a sweet deal on little indoensian men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madz Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Yeah but the indonesian guys tend to take an unhealthy interest in my underwear drawer (seriously, we had an indonesian cleaner when I was living at home and he was Dodge-E). Apologies to any indonesians who may read this, but your ethnic demographic is forever tainted in my mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maduser Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 I wounder if those little indonesian panty sniffers take part in the old sun cream.Maybe they were told little girls panties should be sacrificed to the sun gods,for wat reason i have no idea,and im not sure were im going but how old were you when this happend.(kiddy fiddler maybe) Has anyone had any skin cancer scares. And more to the point wats with sniffn panties anyway,if there in a draw usauly means there clean right.(asuming wat level of hygine is maintaind) Did you catch the guy in the act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robyn Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 I can't offer any insight into the world of panty-sniffers but I do know about spray tans. If you get the kind where you go to a salon and they airbrush it on the results are excellent, no streaking or patchiness and it looks really natural. The downer is you are pretty much naked (I don't count transparent paper g-strings as clothing) and you have to contort yourself while a 40kg blonde girl with fake nails as long as your forearms studiously sprays the stuff on. Not exactly a relaxing scenario but if you have an event that you don't wanna be pasty for it's worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robyn Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 ... my arch-enemy/nemesis Carly Honey... For real?? Sounds like daddy named her after his favourite porn star or something! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madz Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 ... my arch-enemy/nemesis Carly Honey... For real?? Sounds like daddy named her after his favourite porn star or something! Well perhaps it's not surprising that her sole ambition in life was to become a Playboy Bunny. Come On!! What the fuck kind of career aspiration is that? Yes I was a bitch in highschool but some people are just So Retarded you can't help but talk smack to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakage Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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